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If you don't watch a series entirely, you are not a true fan.
If you do watch a series entirely, you are not a true fan You are only a true fan if you:
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There will be a point in time when Canada will take over the world, and then you will all be sorry.
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There are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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What’s a buck’s least favourite sandwich bread? Sour doe.
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William Shakespeare walks into a pub.
The landlord tells him, "Oi mate! You're Bard!" |
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What is a fawn’s favourite game at a sleepover? Truth or deer.
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If a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure?
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A woman is shopping in an antique parlor when she sees a cat drinking out of a porcelain dish. Looking closer, she realizes the dish is of an old and quite valuable manufacture. Thinking she might get a real bargain if she can just be subtle enough, she asks the elderly shopkeeper if she could buy the cat.
“Certainly, Ma’am,” the proprietor replies. “For twenty dollars, the cat is all yours.” As the woman casually takes the twenty out of her purse and hands it over, she says, “I notice my new cat seems to like that old saucer. How about I give you an extra dollar for it?” “Oh, no, Ma’am!” the old lady replied. “That’s a lucky saucer; I’ve sold six cats off it so far.” |
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Just be glad that it's not snowing. Imagine shoveling snow in this heat!
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