Silliness The 2-sentences-per-post story (starring a mysterious blonde psockpuppet?) - Page 46

poohbear_nc · 04-27-2011, 02:44 PM

The blonde snatched up her hand-bag and marched to the door, her stiletto heels rapping out a distinctly hostile accompaniment. I over-tipped Bertha for stopping the music, and ran after the blonde, just catching up with her as she got into a stretch limo with tinted glass.

MJK2111 · 04-27-2011, 02:49 PM

To my surprise, there were two gorillas sitting in the limo; one reached out and pulled me inside. I quickly spotted the bulge that the other gorilla was sporting...this could get very interesting.

poohbear_nc · 04-27-2011, 06:35 PM

I froze when the big ape reached inside his jacket, but he only pulled out his cell phone, and began jabbering into it. The blonde was busy repairing her face, but saw me in her compact mirror and said "Don't forget to dump this trash before we get home."

GeoffC · 04-28-2011, 09:50 AM

But then Bertha changed. Or would that have been morphed ..... ?

MJK2111 · 08-30-2011, 02:28 PM

I'm not sure how long I was out, but when I opened my eyes fully, the bright sunlight positively hurt. I shook my head to clear the cobwebs and surveyed my surroundings.

poohbear_nc · 08-31-2011, 08:00 AM

I felt like I'd been through both an earthquake and a hurricane. I was in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by piles of junked appliances and rusty cars.

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04-27-2011, 02:44 PM	#676
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 59,276 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	The blonde snatched up her hand-bag and marched to the door, her stiletto heels rapping out a distinctly hostile accompaniment. I over-tipped Bertha for stopping the music, and ran after the blonde, just catching up with her as she got into a stretch limo with tinted glass.

04-27-2011, 02:49 PM	#677
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	To my surprise, there were two gorillas sitting in the limo; one reached out and pulled me inside. I quickly spotted the bulge that the other gorilla was sporting...this could get very interesting.

04-27-2011, 06:35 PM	#678
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 59,276 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I froze when the big ape reached inside his jacket, but he only pulled out his cell phone, and began jabbering into it. The blonde was busy repairing her face, but saw me in her compact mirror and said "Don't forget to dump this trash before we get home."

04-28-2011, 09:50 AM	#679
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	But then Bertha changed. Or would that have been morphed ..... ?

08-30-2011, 02:28 PM	#680
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	I'm not sure how long I was out, but when I opened my eyes fully, the bright sunlight positively hurt. I shook my head to clear the cobwebs and surveyed my surroundings.

08-31-2011, 08:00 AM	#681
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 59,276 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I felt like I'd been through both an earthquake and a hurricane. I was in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by piles of junked appliances and rusty cars.