03-28-2010, 04:59 AM | #1 |
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WARNING: I'M OFF MY MEDS...
....and I suddenly realized, there are folks out there with interests that aren't accepted by society yet. Isn't that so sad? They don't get all the benefits they're entitled to just because of outdated moral codes. Shocking' Well, I'm here to help ( and to profit, big time). This is gonna change society forever. You got special needs, I've got a place for you:
Necrophilia? C'mon down to "the Morgue". Relax, have a drink and cruise "the Freezer". Privacy slabs are available! Come in and grab a cold one! Got more than a "green thumb"? Get really eco-friendly in "the Garden". Run wild through acres of the hottest plants in town! Lawns, shrubs, ivy, trees or hedges, something for everyone! We even have produce! Thorn bushes and brambles available for the S & M crowd! And coming soon, clubs for fans of: vacuums toasters lawn gnomes cheese and staplers! Investors welcome! No Freaks! |
03-28-2010, 09:55 AM | #2 |
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You are a hoot! Love your twisted humor. Thanks.
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03-28-2010, 11:00 AM | #3 |
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"No Freaks!"
Well then count me in. Last edited by happy_terd; 03-28-2010 at 11:45 AM. |
03-29-2010, 02:49 PM | #4 |
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I have not seen a lawn gnome in quite some time. |
03-29-2010, 02:57 PM | #5 |
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03-29-2010, 03:05 PM | #6 |
Now what?
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Maybe it's still on vacation?
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03-29-2010, 04:28 PM | #7 |
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03-29-2010, 05:32 PM | #8 |
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VR and the lawn gnome both disappeared around the same time.
Maybe they eloped. Last edited by happy_terd; 03-29-2010 at 07:23 PM. |
03-29-2010, 06:24 PM | #9 |
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The Freaks Come out at Night!
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03-29-2010, 06:24 PM | #10 |
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03-30-2010, 02:17 AM | #11 |
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Maybe the next meet-up can be in Bedlam.
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03-30-2010, 08:57 AM | #12 |
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I thought we were already there!
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03-30-2010, 04:17 PM | #13 |
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This place is "Mr. Roger's Neighborhood" compared to Bedlam. Heck, I've got scarier places in my head.
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03-30-2010, 04:29 PM | #14 |
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True. However statistically speaking at least 2 of the regular lounge members currently have people tied up in their cellar this very moment.
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03-30-2010, 04:35 PM | #15 |
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[QUOTE=happy_terd;851005]True. However statistically speaking at least 2 of the regular lounge members currently have people tied up in their cellar this very moment.[/QUOTE
Like I said, "Mr. Roger's Neighborhood". |
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