04-01-2013, 03:38 AM | #1 |
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Invincible chicken
I am chicken, hear me cluck!
From my impenetrable hidden coop I will terrorise you for daring to ever consider eating me or my kin! Fear my feathered revenge for daring to hunt me! Fear my invincibility! Fear me! |
04-01-2013, 04:40 AM | #2 |
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It's Easter, not the time for a chicken to be throwing its weight about I would have thought:
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04-01-2013, 12:37 PM | #3 |
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suggested changes to the first line:
I am roasting, hear me sizzle! |
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04-01-2013, 06:45 PM | #5 |
Now what?
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*choo* *achoo*
Or bird flu ... |
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04-01-2013, 07:11 PM | #6 |
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Where's my hatchet?
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04-02-2013, 04:07 PM | #7 |
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04-12-2013, 07:10 AM | #8 | ||
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Quote:
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Haha. I am not in an oven! |
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04-19-2013, 01:27 AM | #9 |
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We have something better than an oven: A giant magnifying glass placed between you and the sun!
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04-19-2013, 09:32 AM | #10 |
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Aha! The REAL cause of global warming!
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04-19-2013, 03:25 PM | #11 |
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Not THAT big, just enough to deep fry a little chicken, three or four meters diameter should do the trick
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04-27-2013, 06:40 AM | #12 |
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No space is small enough for me!
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04-27-2013, 07:27 AM | #13 |
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Oh good, cause your new roost is just 1x1x1cm.
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04-29-2013, 01:39 AM | #14 |
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Would that result in a cube chicken?
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04-29-2013, 01:08 PM | #15 |
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Hmm, a whole chicken compressed to 1cm³???
I can't imagine it to be very tender and juicy afterwards, but at least nourishing |
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