Preparing to enter The Airport

Taylor514ce · 01-12-2009, 04:16 PM

Dear friends and lovers,

I will soon be entering The Airport, with destinations in Dallas, Raleigh NC, Shelton CT, and Miami. Please, while I'm gone, wreck the place. I expect to return to unutterable silliness, new sagas, 60 or more new avatars for Zelda, and doughnut crumbs everywhere.

Zelda, I will not be taking Hugo and Lefty this time. I cannot afford the bail money.

BookishDreamer · 01-12-2009, 04:35 PM

The Airport?! Oh no! Be careful and take a map so you can find your way out again.

Dreamer

pshrynk · 01-12-2009, 04:46 PM

Our thoughts and prayers will be with you. Luckily you aren't taking Hugo and Lefty, because we can't afford bail, either, so our money will not be with you.

zelda_pinwheel · 01-12-2009, 05:01 PM

wait, wait, i thought we agreed on shared custody ??? what if hugo has awkward, um, questions again ? you know i'm not good at that. at least promise you'll leave your phone on at all times and answer all calls and texts. he has your number (you didn't change it after last time, did you ?).

oh and make sure you wear that tracking chip, so if you get lost in The Airport we can send you directions for escape safe exit.

zelda_pinwheel · 01-12-2009, 05:03 PM

oh, and don't forget to send lefty postcards !! for his collection, you know.

ShortNCuddlyAm · 01-12-2009, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

Dear friends and lovers,

I will soon be entering The Airport, with destinations in Dallas, Raleigh NC, Shelton CT, and Miami. Please, while I'm gone, wreck the place. I expect to return to unutterable silliness, new sagas, 60 or more new avatars for Zelda, and doughnut crumbs everywhere.

Zelda, I will not be taking Hugo and Lefty this time. I cannot afford the bail money.

Good luck! I'm starting scattering chocolate crumbs right now. Hang on a second, chocolate crumbs are made of chocolate... I'll settle for scattering doughnut crumbs

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

wait, wait, i thought we agreed on shared custody ???

I can start a whip-round for some Birds powder - that's relatively cheap...

badgoodDeb · 01-12-2009, 05:05 PM

Trying to escape this freezing Chicago weather, are you??! Glad to hear you have survived thus far.

zelda_pinwheel · 01-12-2009, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

I can start a whip-round for some Birds powder - that's relatively cheap...

um. i have no idea what you mean by that.

LazyScot · 01-12-2009, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

Dear friends and lovers,

I will soon be entering The Airport, with destinations in Dallas, Raleigh NC, Shelton CT, and Miami.

Simultaneously?

Oh. Yes. Luggage.

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Please, while I'm gone, wreck the place.

<Looks around> Pray tell, how will you know if we do?

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I expect to return to unutterable silliness, new sagas, 60 or more new avatars for Zelda, and doughnut crumbs everywhere.

Wot, you don't want new chocolate recipes or an interstellar incident. Methinks you let us off lightly.

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Zelda, I will not be taking Hugo and Lefty this time. I cannot afford the bail money.

That's what you think.....

ShortNCuddlyAm · 01-12-2009, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

um. i have no idea what you mean by that.

A powder that makes pretend custard http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird's_Custard

zelda_pinwheel · 01-12-2009, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

A powder that makes pretend custard http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird's_Custard

aha. but i said "custody" not "custard".

actually i like custard, so sure, let's have some of that ! we'll figure out the custody later.

ShortNCuddlyAm · 01-12-2009, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

aha. but i said "custody" not "custard".

actually i like custard, so sure, let's have some of that ! we'll figure out the custody later.

It was a very feeble pun on custody sounding like custardy

zelda_pinwheel · 01-12-2009, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

It was a very feeble pun on custody sounding like custardy

heh ! right. i actually think it's funny, now that i know what bird's powder is.

vivaldirules · 01-12-2009, 05:22 PM

Cheer up, PH. Those airport scanners shouldn't damage your sensor arrays any more than they have already. Enjoy your trek through The Great Extended Airport System. And don't forget your trusty Reader.

Taylor514ce · 01-12-2009, 05:24 PM

You know Hugo asks awkward questions just to try to make you blush. Lefty has a postcard collection? I've never seen it! Where does he keep it? Never mind. I've not quite figured out where they keep their stuff. I suspect they have access to another dimension. I tried asking Hugo about it once, something about "string theory". The discussion ended up with the joke that ends, "A string? Nope, I'm a frayed knot" and then he had to explain THAT to Lefty and we all ended up mad and annoyed and then later, drunk and cuddled up together on a futon someplace I can't quite find again.

01-12-2009, 04:16 PM	#1
Taylor514ce Actively passive. Posts: 2,042 Karma: 478376 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: US Device: Sony PRS-505/LC	Preparing to enter The Airport Dear friends and lovers, I will soon be entering The Airport, with destinations in Dallas, Raleigh NC, Shelton CT, and Miami. Please, while I'm gone, wreck the place. I expect to return to unutterable silliness, new sagas, 60 or more new avatars for Zelda, and doughnut crumbs everywhere. Zelda, I will not be taking Hugo and Lefty this time. I cannot afford the bail money.

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zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	wait, wait, i thought we agreed on shared custody ??? what if hugo has awkward, um, questions again ? you know i'm not good at that. at least promise you'll leave your phone on at all times and answer all calls and texts. he has your number (you didn't change it after last time, did you ?). oh and make sure you wear that tracking chip, so if you get lost in The Airport we can send you directions for escape safe exit.

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vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Cheer up, PH. Those airport scanners shouldn't damage your sensor arrays any more than they have already. Enjoy your trek through The Great Extended Airport System. And don't forget your trusty Reader.

01-12-2009, 05:24 PM	#15
Taylor514ce Actively passive. Posts: 2,042 Karma: 478376 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: US Device: Sony PRS-505/LC	You know Hugo asks awkward questions just to try to make you blush. Lefty has a postcard collection? I've never seen it! Where does he keep it? Never mind. I've not quite figured out where they keep their stuff. I suspect they have access to another dimension. I tried asking Hugo about it once, something about "string theory". The discussion ended up with the joke that ends, "A string? Nope, I'm a frayed knot" and then he had to explain THAT to Lefty and we all ended up mad and annoyed and then later, drunk and cuddled up together on a futon someplace I can't quite find again.

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