04-04-2010, 09:17 PM | #1 |
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TRIMMING MY SHORT 'N CURLIES!!!!!
God, my nose hair is out of control! I look like I've got tarantulas living up my nose! When I sneeze, it looks like something out of H.P. Lovecraft! Tomorrow, I'm having it styled. A nice layered cut, I think. Not too much gel, though, it screws up my breathing. Will post before and after pictures in my album. Of course, my fellow MobileRead members can purchase them at a discount!
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04-05-2010, 11:45 AM | #2 |
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You could always try to sell them on the flea market.
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04-05-2010, 01:22 PM | #4 |
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I think it depends on the type of flea.
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04-05-2010, 01:48 PM | #5 |
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What is it with you hairy beasts anyway? Tim's the same way. It's like his moustache starts halfway up his nostrils. And his sideburns must start in his ears. I'm sure a nice bikini wax in your orifices would do the trick. While you are at it, carve out a divider in the unibrow.
I run covert ops on Tim..... when he is sleeping, I'll sneak up with a strip of the wax cloth with wax on it, press it between his eyebrows, and rip it off. By the time he wakes up screaming, it's all over and he has two eyebrows again. |
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04-05-2010, 01:56 PM | #6 |
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DEAR GOD!!!
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04-05-2010, 02:03 PM | #7 |
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nose hair is important and you should not trim it all, especially inside your nose.
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I decided to handle my nose hair myself. I snorted a bottle of Draino. Worked like a charm. Found my car keys and missing cutlery. I like the stealth waxing game. Very kinky. Does he get to return the favor? |
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04-05-2010, 06:27 PM | #10 |
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Butt hair keeps in body heat and should keep out unwanted visitors.
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Oh. My. God. I go away for a while, think I've seen and read everything possible on this board, then this.
1st graders are starting to look normal........... |
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Eyebrow hair is a God-send! After having gone mostly bald, and really disliking the look some fellows take, letting the seven hairs remaining on the side of the head grow long and combing them up and over the top, I've let my eyebrows grow long and sweep them up and back over my head, covering the bald spot. Much nicer looking than when coming from the side, and certainly more aerodynamic!
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^^ oooooohhhh. hhahaha.
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