The Beginning: When Harv Met Vera

pshrynk · 06-10-2009, 04:56 PM

VOICEOVER: In a Worlde Gonne Madde, two people yearn for that one spark of desire that will set their universe ablaze...

Cut shot to Goose, flying (or driving, depending on if it's the Ozzie version) past the camera, banking away stage right.

VOICEOVER: Intrigue!

Harv: So, Mr Hughes, just how fast does this sucker fly, given a full tank and a good head start? Just asking, you know...

HH: It can get about 200 knots with a good tailwind. Why do you ask?

Vivaldi: Just asking...

HH: Did that dog just talk?

Harv: He says he doesn't.

VOICEOVER: Mystery!

Vera: What the bleep am I doing in the trunk of this car? And what's that smell?!?!

Vivaldi: Sorry.

Shot of the waterfront of Havana, circa 1936. Probably Hoboken with a lot of CGI.

VOICEOVER: In a time before the world goes up in flames, there were two unsung heroes who kept us all safe. Now you can finally hear their story!

Shot of cards falling on green velvet, cut to a car speeding away, cut to Vivaldi sitting at the side of the road.

Vivaldi: What the Hell? Who's going to feed me? COME BACK HERE!

Cut to Harv and Vera looking at each other longingly.

VOICEOVER: Twentieth Century pshrynk presents:

The Beginning: When Harv Met Vera!

Vivaldi voiceover: Hey! I thought you meant me and Vera! You should change that to three unsung heroes!

VOICEOVER: I gotta get me a job where I don't have to work with dogs!

zelda_pinwheel · 06-10-2009, 05:07 PM

JOY !!!!

so what happens next ????

Curly · 06-10-2009, 05:27 PM

Yay!!! Another exciting harv and vera saga -- come on, what happens next?!

vivaldirules · 06-11-2009, 10:25 AM

I love it! But there otter be otters in this one.

ShortNCuddlyAm · 06-11-2009, 01:08 PM

Ooooh! Excited now!

pshrynk · 06-11-2009, 02:27 PM

On the banks of the Mississippi, in Wisconsin, two otters were eating their lunch of clams and discussing plots to take over the world. A river boat steamed by.

The first one, which was strangely enough named "Steve Jordan," looked at the second and said, "Did you hear that?"

"Hear what?"

"I could swear that I just heard someone say, 'Who the Hell are you , and did that dog just talk?'"

Alphapheemail · 06-11-2009, 03:19 PM

OH YIPPPIE!!!! ::: doing the macarena :::: ( i'm also posting to otterly sure i'm subscribed!!)

ShortNCuddlyAm · 06-11-2009, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphapheemail

OH YIPPPIE!!!! ::: doing the macarena :::: ( i'm also posting to otterly sure i'm subscribed!!)

Very sensible. I would be otterly upset if I thought I'd miss an installment.

There otter be a way to auto-subscribe to threads with certain keywords in their titles...

Alphapheemail · 06-11-2009, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Very sensible. I would be otterly upset if I thought I'd miss an installment.

There otter be a way to auto-subscribe to threads with certain keywords in their titles...

agreed. while i wait i'ma go read my other fave series... Hairy Otter

pshrynk · 06-11-2009, 06:44 PM

So, maybe if I say that there will be no forthcoming episodes until the cover for the last saga is done, then I'll get some action around here...

ShortNCuddlyAm · 06-11-2009, 06:46 PM

Now I would normally be all for saying to the person concerned "Don't give in to blackmail!" but I'm not sure I'm strong enough in this case!

Verencat · 06-11-2009, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphapheemail

OH YIPPPIE!!!! ::: doing the macarena :::: ( i'm also posting to otterly sure i'm subscribed!!)

Ditto

dreams · 06-12-2009, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphapheemail

agreed. while i wait i'ma go read my other fave series... Hairy Otter

This little guy...

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vivaldirules · 06-12-2009, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

So, maybe if I say that there will be no forthcoming episodes until the cover for the last saga is done, then I'll get some action around here...

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

please don't say that

Alphapheemail · 06-12-2009, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

please don't say that

DITTO!!! Pshrynk: tell us what we need to do!!! go to france and pickett???!!
Tell me where and ill gather members!

@ Dreams: that is the cutest/coolest!!!

06-10-2009, 04:56 PM	#1
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	The Beginning: When Harv Met Vera VOICEOVER: In a Worlde Gonne Madde, two people yearn for that one spark of desire that will set their universe ablaze... Cut shot to Goose, flying (or driving, depending on if it's the Ozzie version) past the camera, banking away stage right. VOICEOVER: Intrigue! Harv: So, Mr Hughes, just how fast does this sucker fly, given a full tank and a good head start? Just asking, you know... HH: It can get about 200 knots with a good tailwind. Why do you ask? Vivaldi: Just asking... HH: Did that dog just talk? Harv: He says he doesn't. VOICEOVER: Mystery! Vera: What the bleep am I doing in the trunk of this car? And what's that smell?!?! Vivaldi: Sorry. Shot of the waterfront of Havana, circa 1936. Probably Hoboken with a lot of CGI. VOICEOVER: In a time before the world goes up in flames, there were two unsung heroes who kept us all safe. Now you can finally hear their story! Shot of cards falling on green velvet, cut to a car speeding away, cut to Vivaldi sitting at the side of the road. Vivaldi: What the Hell? Who's going to feed me? COME BACK HERE! Cut to Harv and Vera looking at each other longingly. VOICEOVER: Twentieth Century pshrynk presents: The Beginning: When Harv Met Vera! Vivaldi voiceover: Hey! I thought you meant me and Vera! You should change that to three unsung heroes! VOICEOVER: I gotta get me a job where I don't have to work with dogs! Last edited by pshrynk; 06-10-2009 at 05:39 PM.

06-11-2009, 02:27 PM	#6
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	On the banks of the Mississippi, in Wisconsin, two otters were eating their lunch of clams and discussing plots to take over the world. A river boat steamed by. The first one, which was strangely enough named "Steve Jordan," looked at the second and said, "Did you hear that?" "Hear what?" "I could swear that I just heard someone say, 'Who the Hell are you , and did that dog just talk?'" Last edited by pshrynk; 07-17-2009 at 10:31 PM.

06-11-2009, 06:44 PM	#10
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	So, maybe if I say that there will be no forthcoming episodes until the cover for the last saga is done, then I'll get some action around here... Last edited by pshrynk; 06-11-2009 at 06:52 PM.

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zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	JOY !!!! so what happens next ????

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Curly I need a holiday! Posts: 1,227 Karma: 4622 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Scotland Device: PRS-505, ipod touch	Yay!!! Another exciting harv and vera saga -- come on, what happens next?!

06-11-2009, 10:25 AM	#4
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	I love it! But there otter be otters in this one.

06-11-2009, 01:08 PM	#5
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06-11-2009, 03:19 PM	#7
Alphapheemail .a ribbon around a bomb. Posts: 639 Karma: 4334 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: sigh... ny Device: PRS700	OH YIPPPIE!!!! ::: doing the macarena :::: ( i'm also posting to otterly sure i'm subscribed!!)

06-11-2009, 06:46 PM	#11
ShortNCuddlyAm WWHALD Posts: 7,879 Karma: 337114 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here	Now I would normally be all for saying to the person concerned "Don't give in to blackmail!" but I'm not sure I'm strong enough in this case!

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