02-07-2022, 12:16 PM | #1 |
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Books only lying poseurs could claim to like
A few comments in another thread, specifically mentioning War and Peace and Moby Dick, got me thinking about books that people don’t really believe anyone could like, and if someone does say they liked it or think it’s good, much less great, they’re clearly both lying and pretentious.
I enjoyed both weighty tomes mentioned myself, but I grant that I see the argument. It seems to me that books that qualify share the characteristics of being lengthy, difficult, boring and (dare I say it?) classic. I’m trying to come up with my own list. Finnegans Wake is probably on it; I’ve never really tried to read it and I did like Ulysses, but when I think of reading FW for pleasure my mind just can’t go there. So what’s on your list of great books not even an author’s mother could wade through? Last edited by issybird; 12-30-2023 at 01:38 PM. |
02-07-2022, 12:18 PM | #2 |
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I was made to read "The Old Man and the Sea" in high school. I think 90% of that is an old man sitting in a boat while a fish dragged it around. I remember the English teacher admitting that he kind of hated it, lol.
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And we start off with a bang! Not only did I give this five stars on GR, it made my ten-best list for 2018. Still, fair enough. At least it’s short. ETA: Here’s a link to the New Leaf Book Club discussion. Some were clearly in your camp. https://www.mobileread.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=294716 Last edited by issybird; 02-07-2022 at 12:26 PM. |
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02-07-2022, 01:22 PM | #4 |
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And Ladies of the Club
While I never finished it, and remember nothing about the 100 pages of so I did read, I do remember being bored out of my skull. This book was very popular about 25 years ago, and some of my friends raved about it. It was 1,100 pages of yawns. Gone With the Wind Hated every single page of this book except the last. I did finish it, it's my sister's favorite book. Had serious trouble with the slave dialogue, had to read it out loud to understand what was being said. |
02-07-2022, 01:30 PM | #5 |
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Yeah, Finnegan’s Wake is the only one off the top of my head that I think nobody could like. I could understand getting something out of it with a group read. But sitting on your own, savoring line after line of impenetrable prose... I doubt it.
Another book I really disliked, but can admit 'maybe it's just me' is Dostoevsky's Notes From Underground. I hated the first long chunk of that book. While we're besmirching reputations, I didn't care for Kafka's The Trial or Heller's Catch-22. Both books banged me over the head repeatedly with their ideas. Atlas Shrugged: I think Ayn Rand is only profound if you read her as a teenager (I got through The Fountainhead). By the time I tried Atlas Shrugged, I was embarrassed by how poorly it was written (and I read and enjoy pulp). Faulkner's The Sound and the Fury... this was likely my own failure. I just couldn't get through the first section, narrated stream of conscious by a developmentally disabled man. Last edited by ZodWallop; 02-07-2022 at 01:35 PM. |
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I could not handle The Natural or Fight Club. I enjoyed the movies but the books were unbearable.
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I did not like Dostoevsky's The Brother's Karamazov. While I liked Hyperion by Dan Simmons, I really disliked Geoffrey Chaucer's Canterbury Tales that it was based on.
Ulysses by James Joyce Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs Dracula by Bram Stoker The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov Gravity’s Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon |
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It's a masterpiece, when compared to the book.
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02-07-2022, 02:54 PM | #11 |
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Too many to count. And there are even more I haven't been remotely interested to try.
Actually I'm not a classics person at all. There aren't that many classics I've actually liked. I prefer genre fiction with an interesting story and characters. The quality of the prose alone is not enough to make me read a book, no matter how praised. I must be interested in the plot to even start. |
02-07-2022, 03:02 PM | #12 |
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For me, of the three main qualifications as I saw them, long, difficult, boring, I think a book has to have at least two of them to meet the “lying poseur” level of (dis)likeability. I get The Old Man and the Sea and The Trial and others of that ilk; they’re both difficult and dull enough to make someone look squinty-eyed at a person who said they liked them. Ditto for …and Ladies of the Club; not difficult, but certainly long and boring. But Pride and Prejudice? It’s one thing not to like it; maybe social comedies of manners are not your thing, and it’s compounded by being set two centuries ago. However, you really can’t get that other people might actually like it? That is, a book has to be more than just boring to qualify. There has to be that element of turgidity.
I’m not singling out Jon, just a title. I rather agree with him about Infinite Jest, Gravity’s Rainbow, Naked Lunch and Ayn Rand; well chosen. But a book has to be more than just “not to my taste.” Last edited by issybird; 02-07-2022 at 03:04 PM. |
02-07-2022, 03:11 PM | #13 |
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Swann's Way.
I got through it--its not actually that long--but just the the thought of reading the rest of À la recherche du temps perdu puts me to sleep. |
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Having said that, my wife adores Hemingway and I just cannot bring myself to care. I was forced to read him for one of my degrees and I have never gotten over the dislike. It fell under the boring (and in some cases too long) for me. I have a soft spot for war diaries personally and many folks cannot stand those. I think diaries are unique in that you have to know the history of the time you're reading to really appreciate them. |
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02-07-2022, 03:23 PM | #15 |
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A couple of Nobelists have been named and I’m going to offer up another, Patrick White. The interminable, monumental dullness of Voss! Did the committee think it was time to have a literature laureate from Australia and White was the most ponderous one they identified? I bet even the most patriotic Australian finds him a slog.
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