06-05-2011, 12:41 AM | #1 |
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Chicken
I know you heinous chicken eaters have your eyes on me!
Don't worry, I'm prepared! I have an intruder-proof coop; you won't get me! I have my eyes on you and my beak and claws are sharpened! |
06-05-2011, 03:14 AM | #2 |
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06-05-2011, 04:36 AM | #3 |
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Not me!
The fiends are getting closer.. HELP! |
06-05-2011, 12:04 PM | #4 | |
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06-05-2011, 12:07 PM | #5 |
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You're just paranoid. Who on earth would want to eat chicken with it's crispy skin, juicy flesh and delicious bones to suck. Relax, have a drink, come and sit next to me...
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06-05-2011, 12:08 PM | #6 |
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06-05-2011, 12:29 PM | #7 |
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Ain't no such thing as an intruder-proof coop. Sorry Foghorn Leghorn, but I gots me a hankering for some drumsticks and yours are looking mighty tasty...Finger lickin' good!
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06-05-2011, 01:23 PM | #8 |
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OK now - step back slowly and put that fork down - and no one will get hurt!
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06-05-2011, 01:42 PM | #9 |
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Fork???!?! Who needs a fork? I said "finger lickin' good"...
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06-05-2011, 01:50 PM | #10 |
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Well looks like someone already got to poohbear. Wonder who cooked him.....And ignore the roast spinner beside me.
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06-05-2011, 08:11 PM | #12 |
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No so fast!
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06-05-2011, 09:29 PM | #13 |
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I'm really sorry, I really didn't want to resort to this, but you do realize that if you take a hit, juicy chicken bits will be all over and that just ruins a good picnic, ya know?
So, I know a guy, who knows a guy, who has this friend that is experimenting with DNA and well.... you can't have splattered chicken bits or overdone chicken at a picnic, so it's time for .. _The Secret Weapon_! Spoiler:
??? Wait!! What?!? That's what his experiment was ?!? I knew I should have asked what that "PB Labs" sign, over door, meant.. Last edited by dreams; 06-06-2011 at 01:09 AM. Reason: correct english |
06-05-2011, 09:43 PM | #14 |
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Egad! You've discovered my super power secret identity!
Be brave AprilHare! No one will dare menace us now! |
06-05-2011, 10:49 PM | #15 | |
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Let something else taste like chicken for a change! Viva la revolution! My coop has all the mod cons as well as armour! The Mongol hordes couldn't get in! |
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