09-11-2008, 10:11 AM | #1 |
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The Python ONLY thread!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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09-11-2008, 10:32 AM | #2 |
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our chief weapon is surprise ! fear and surprise ! our two chief weapons are fear and surpise ! and the blue one next to the fish ! among our chief weapons are...
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09-11-2008, 11:07 AM | #3 |
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09-11-2008, 11:10 AM | #4 |
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There's not too much Spam with that one.
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09-11-2008, 11:12 AM | #5 |
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Interviewer: And I believe you're working on an anagram version of Shakespeare?
Man: Sey, sey - taht si crreoct, er. Ta the mnemot I'm wroking on 'The Mating of the Wersh'. Interviewer: 'The Mating of the Wersh'? By William Shakespeare? Man: Nay, by Malliwi Rapesheake. Interviewer: And what else? Man: 'Two Netlemeg of Verona', 'Twelfth Thing', 'The Chamrent of Venice'.... Interviewer: Have you done 'Hamlet'? Man: 'Thamle'. 'Be ot or bot ne ot, tath is the nestquie.' Interviewer: And what is your next project? Man: 'Ring Kichard the Thrid'. Interviewer: I'm sorry? Man: 'A shroe! A shroe! My dingkome for a shroe!' Interviewer: Ah, Ring Kichard, yes... but surely that's not an anagram, that's a spoonerism. Man: If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to **** off. (he leaves) |
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09-11-2008, 12:02 PM | #6 |
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09-11-2008, 12:09 PM | #7 |
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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09-11-2008, 12:11 PM | #8 |
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beginner's python
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import sys,struct print "Hello, World!" |
09-11-2008, 12:11 PM | #9 |
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It's probably pining for the fjords.
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09-11-2008, 12:15 PM | #10 |
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heeheehee !
*ahem* i mean : hey ! this is a MONTY python thread !! none of that tyro "hello world" nonsense around here, you empty headed animal food trough wiper ! now take that away, or i shall taunt you a second time ! |
09-11-2008, 12:38 PM | #11 |
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My Python comes back with the error, "Does not compute."
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09-11-2008, 12:41 PM | #12 |
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09-11-2008, 01:49 PM | #13 |
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THIS is a passed parrot!
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09-11-2008, 01:56 PM | #14 |
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Beautiful plumage!!
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09-11-2008, 02:01 PM | #15 |
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the plumage don't enter into it !!!
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