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Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah!
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Absolutely no topic
Okay, let's see if we can manage to make this thread go off topic!
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zeldinha zippy zeldissima
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Location: Paris, France
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hey look, a squirrel !!
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When's Doughnut Day?
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Houston, TX, US
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None.
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Wizard
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Location: Texas, USA
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I'll take chocolate.
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Actively passive.
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Location: US
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Books.
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Retired & reading more!
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Location: North Alabama, USA
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No!
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#7 |
Holy S**T!!!
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Location: San Diego, California!!
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(Try to think of nothing ... try to think of nothing .... try to think of nothing)
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#8 |
When's Doughnut Day?
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Location: Houston, TX, US
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No to what: a new thread, no topic, squirrels, chocolate, or books? I'm an existentialist myself. You see, uhm, uh,... wait, where's my copy of Sartre's Being and Nothingness? Okay, I'll be back soon. Don't wait on me. Carry on. You usually do.
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Reborn Paper User
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Join Date: May 2006
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No topic, no interest.
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When's Doughnut Day?
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zeldinha zippy zeldissima
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Paris, France
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Step right up, step right up, step right up,
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Grand Sorcerer
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One crunch but the eggplant over there.
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Reborn Paper User
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Why is green?
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Wizard
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Location: Texas, USA
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Reborn Paper User
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