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Old 07-13-2022, 09:09 AM   #121
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has anybody else ever had the disappointment of reading a book that they wanted to like, but it just kinda... fell flat?
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Old 07-13-2022, 09:30 AM   #122
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has anybody else ever had the disappointment of reading a book that they wanted to like, but it just kinda... fell flat?
Yes, often. Too many to list here.
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Old 07-13-2022, 09:57 AM   #123
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has anybody else ever had the disappointment of reading a book that they wanted to like, but it just kinda... fell flat?
I want to like all books I read. Some just cannot be liked.
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Old 07-13-2022, 10:10 AM   #124
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has anybody else ever had the disappointment of reading a book that they wanted to like, but it just kinda... fell flat?
I would be stunned if anyone answered this question in the negative.
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Old 07-13-2022, 11:29 AM   #125
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Fortunately, the description has since been redone and it reads a lot better then the bit posted here.
Really? More words does not equal 'better'

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I’m Sam Quinn, the werewolf book nerd owner of the Slaughtered Lamb Bookstore and Bar. Things have been busy lately. While the near-constant attempts on my life have ceased, I now have a vampire gentleman caller. I’ve been living with Clive and the rest of his vampires for a few weeks while the Slaughtered Lamb is being rebuilt. It’s going about as well as you’d expect.

My mother was a wicche and long dormant abilities are starting to make themselves known. If I’d had a choice, necromancy wouldn’t have been my top pick, but it’s coming in handy. A ghost warns me someone is coming to kill Clive. When I rush back to the nocturne, I find vamps from New Orleans readying an attack. One of the benefits of vampires looking down on werewolves is no one expects much of me. They don’t expect it right up until I take their heads.

Now, Clive and I are setting out for New Orleans to take the fight back to the source. Vampires are masters of the long game. Revenge plots are often decades, if not centuries, in the making. We came expecting one enemy, but quickly learn we have darker forces scheming against us. Good thing I’m the secret weapon they never see coming.
In the new description, I'd be out after 'werewolf book nerd', but that's just me.

I like that they spelled witch 'wicche'
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Old 07-13-2022, 11:33 AM   #126
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In the new description, I'd be out after 'werewolf book nerd', but that's just me.
I first read that as describing someone was a a nerd for werewolf books, rather than a book nerd who was also a werewolf - equally offputting, either way. Ambiguity, the devil's volleyball.
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Old 07-13-2022, 11:35 AM   #127
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A few days ago they sent me this (link):
That vampire must have been traveling from Pennsylvania to New Orleans to meet up with the werewolf/necromancer book nerd.

The real question is does the vampire become Amish? If the vampire slept all day, wouldn't the Amish consider him a layabout?

I thought the Amish didn't go for mirrors. But unfortunately for Mr. Vampire, they do use them.
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Old 07-13-2022, 01:57 PM   #128
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Yes, often. Too many to list here.
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(but then, I have been reading for over 70Y , so no surprise )
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Old 07-13-2022, 03:14 PM   #129
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Yes, often. Too many to list here.
I searched for Brain Bleach. I'd rather forget some that went beyond didn't like. Especially ones that you read to the very bitter end hoping against all evidence it will "turn around".
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The author Laura Bickle wrote a couple of books about Amish folk fighting vampires. It was a weird mix, but I found them oddly entertaining, and not at all the type of books I normally read.
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has anybody else ever had the disappointment of reading a book that they wanted to like, but it just kinda... fell flat?
I've enjoyed every book I've read.
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Old 07-14-2022, 11:45 AM   #132
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How about adding book descriptions to the title? Stuff like:

Wuthering Heights: A slow burn friends to lovers romance with a shocking twist!

I know these are authors (or publishers) trying to game the system and I hate it.
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Wuthering Heights: A slow burn friends to lovers romance with a shocking twist!

"You've seen Stranger Things Now read the book that first made Kate Bush famous!"
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How about adding book descriptions to the title? Stuff like:

Wuthering Heights: A slow burn friends to lovers romance with a shocking twist!

I know these are authors (or publishers) trying to game the system and I hate it.
Or how about stop treating us like we are stupid. I think we know what a novel is. We do not need to be told that your book is a novel aka Some Book: A Novel.
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How about adding book descriptions to the title? Stuff like:

Wuthering Heights: A slow burn friends to lovers romance with a shocking twist!

I know these are authors (or publishers) trying to game the system and I hate it.
I see a lot of attempts to put Blurb in title now!

Wut! They didn't put "If you like Bridgeton you'll love this"!

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We do not need to be told that your book is a novel aka Some Book: A Novel.
That's so 18th Century, as is "Or <some long phrase>". Maybe those Alternate titles are when author and publisher didn't agree.

Or Series stuff so broken on Amazon & Kindle that people are putting the full series name and "Book n" in the book title.
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