07-29-2022, 05:59 AM | #11686 |
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The relatives of the family's rich dowager gathered for the reading of her will after her long awaited death.
"Being of sound mind," read the lawyer, "I spent every last cent before I died." |
07-29-2022, 02:40 PM | #11687 |
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Q: How did the medieval gynecologist greet his patients?
A: At your cervix, my Lady. |
07-29-2022, 06:47 PM | #11688 |
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Whoever said, “Do the job right the first time and you’ll never have to do it again” has never shovelled snow off a Canadian driveway.
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11-07-2022, 04:46 AM | #11689 |
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Chemistry teacher: Did you know that protons have mass?
Student: I didn't even know they were Catholics. |
11-07-2022, 10:13 PM | #11690 |
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I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
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