12-21-2009, 12:12 PM | #91 |
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12-21-2009, 08:00 PM | #92 |
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12-22-2009, 04:12 AM | #93 |
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What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She'd go to a re-tailshop for a new one! Why is Prancer always wet? Because he's a rain-deer! Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer? Because every buck is deer to him! What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs? Anything you want because he can't hear you! What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you! How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer! What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy? Elk-a-seltzer! How do you get into Donner's house? You ring the deer-bell! What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles? Santelope! |
12-23-2009, 02:40 AM | #94 |
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What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
"First, YULE LOGon"! Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log! What's the first thing elves learn in school? The "elf"-abet! Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? Elfis! How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?" Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans! Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles ! What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I'll never part with it ! What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple ! Whats happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy ! |
12-30-2009, 12:15 PM | #95 |
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01-04-2010, 03:40 AM | #97 |
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01-04-2010, 05:43 PM | #98 |
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