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What do cheese makers dance to on Halloween?
The Muenster mash! |
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What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause. |
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I just read that 5,134,129 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?
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One tectonic plate bumped into another.
"Sorry, it's my fault!" |
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Why does Florida have so many Conservatives and California have so many earthquakes?
California had first choice! |
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People who can't tell the difference between entomology and etymology bug me in ways that I cannot put into words.
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I was walking past a farm, and a sign read: “Duck, eggs!”
I thought, “That’s an unnecessary comma.” Then it hit me. |
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A man visited his doctor's office and complained of constipation.
"It appears that you can't poop," the doctor said. "No shit," the man replied. |
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My dad always said I loved alphabet soup growing up. But really it was just him putting words in my mouth.
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What pronouns do chocolate bars use?
Her/She |
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What do you call a nocturnal insect that knows just the right word? Le moth juste.
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Why couldn't the pepper do archery?
It didn't habanero. |
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My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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How do you count bovines?
With a cow-culator. |
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What happens when you try talking to a cow?
Everything just goes in one ear and out the udder. |
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