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08-29-2010, 11:11 AM | #77 |
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And as God rested on the seventh day, man had a barbecue.
Mmmm. Plump tasty chicken. Tender little chicken. Mmmm |
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08-29-2010, 11:19 AM | #78 | |
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08-29-2010, 12:56 PM | #80 |
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So you can't have a barbecue on Saturday?
Let me ask a Rabbi. |
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May the deep fat fryer in your local KFC explode the next time you go in to stock up on wings! Coating you in luscious chicken-smelling grease and unidentified chicken bits - so that you spend the rest of your mortal days running in terror from packs of crazed pariah dogs through the dark streets. Errmm... wait - did I just start writing a new saga? Hmmm ... chicken grease, pariah dogs, chases? |
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08-29-2010, 03:02 PM | #82 |
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YOU are not a nice chicken!
Dsvick was just trying to help KK out with a time management problem, and you start in wishing him misfortune! I've had enough! No more nice guy. I'm going to file a complaint with one of the mods! Wait a minute. YOU are one of the mods! Now I see it, a fifth columnist in our very midst!! Are the other mods chickens too, just in disguise? I bet I'm going to be sent off to a re-education camp where I'll learn to eat tofu hot dogs with bean sprouts. YUCK Churches used to offer scantuary. I wonder if KFC can do that? Too late! It's chickenman! He's everywhere! He's everywhere!" Spoiler:
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You will be immobilized with knock-out gas, taken away to a remote Pacific island still populated by cannibals, and wake up in a gently steaming cauldron surrounded by friendly hungry natives asking if you prefer leeks, garlic, basil, celery -- or all of them! When you try to explain you'd prefer not to accept their dinner invitation, they will throw in the lobsters (without those cute rubber bands on) to hold you in the broth until done! No sanctuary! No safety! Only salivation! |
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08-29-2010, 03:27 PM | #84 |
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What EVIL lurks in the heart of a chicken?
Boy killed by an attacking chicken. The end was so terrible that it was cut out. Believe me, you didn't want to see it. Unless your a chicken, that is. Chicken attacks are VERY common. This chicken has just eaten a very large animal, leaving nothing but bones. Then two sweet innocent little girls walk by, and it attacks them! Sadly, the two girls were never seen again. The moral of the story is eat chicken or be eaten BY a chicken. Last edited by SameOldStory; 08-29-2010 at 03:56 PM. |
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