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Then Jon remembered 'I don't have a nightstand!' As he tried to get out of bed, 'why am I only 1.3m tall?'
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The bedroom door opened and Jon's ex-wife walked in.
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“WAKE UP!” She shouted.
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"You've slept for three days and no one has managed to wake you up. Are you ill?"
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Who the <expletive deleted> are you and what are you doing in my room?
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"Wait... IS this my room?" Jon asked himself.
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“Your room?” Jon asked. “Oh my head…..”
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Images of all his recent dreams flashed through his mind... "wait, am I still dreaming?"
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"No, you're not," his ex-wife said. "Finally."
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“what day and time is it?” Jon feebly asked.
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"Tuesday... you've been playing on that damn implant for 10 hours"
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“I could have sworn it was Thursday. I haven’t missed my dental appointment then.” Jon heaved a sigh of relief and started to get up.
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The bed collapsed under him with a groan.
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"I've asked you a hundred times to fix that bed" she scolded.
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"What's it to you? You don't even live here anymore, we're divorced," grumbled Jon. The bed farted loudly.
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