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Old 09-15-2008, 04:24 PM   #76
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Granted: mid-flight the dinner hits your lower intestine like a ton of bricks, and you're 6th in line for the lavatory.

I wish I could fly.
Granted - you now have 27 JATO unit permanently attached to various places on your body.

I wish i had some Godiva chocolates..
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Old 09-15-2008, 04:40 PM   #77
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Granted - you now have 27 JATO unit permanently attached to various places on your body.

I wish i had some Godiva chocolates..
Granted--you have a large box of Godiva Chocolates that has a mad wolverine laying on top of the box daring you to try and open it.

I wish I had a great running car that never breaks down.
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Old 09-15-2008, 05:00 PM   #78
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Granted--you have a large box of Godiva Chocolates that has a mad wolverine laying on top of the box daring you to try and open it.

I wish I had a great running car that never breaks down.
Granted. Enjoy your new gas guzzling car with legs instead of wheels that is always thirsty for more gas.
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Old 09-15-2008, 07:59 PM   #79
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Dixie .... you didn't make a wish. You are supposed to make a wish!!!
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Old 09-15-2008, 08:32 PM   #80
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Dixie .... you didn't make a wish. You are supposed to make a wish!!!
As a Texas gentleman, I'll stand in for Dixie Gal and get the ball rolling again.

I wish for a day without political ads....
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Old 09-15-2008, 09:51 PM   #81
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Old 09-15-2008, 10:22 PM   #82
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As a Texas gentleman, I'll stand in for Dixie Gal and get the ball rolling again.

I wish for a day without political ads....
Granted. You now live in the People's Republic of Maryland where everyone has had plastic surgery to look like either Mr. Obama or Mrs. Clinton.

I wish for more Terry Pratchett novels.
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Old 09-16-2008, 02:19 AM   #83
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Granted. You now live in the People's Republic of Maryland where everyone has had plastic surgery to look like either Mr. Obama or Mrs. Clinton.

I wish for more Terry Pratchett novels.
Granted, but they are all DRMed

I wish my BeBook would support mobi NOW!
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Old 09-16-2008, 03:26 AM   #84
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Granted, but they are all DRMed

I wish my BeBook would support mobi NOW!
Granted Moby Dick is now balanced on top of your BeBook

I wish we could successfully replace the internal combustion engine
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Old 09-16-2008, 06:51 AM   #85
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I wish we could successfully replace the internal combustion engine
Granted. We can replace them with the external combustion engine (aka steam engine), but we don't.

I wish people would stop feeling sorry for the overpaid bankers who've lost their jobs (I'm happy for people to be sorry for the underpaid workers who've also lost their jobs).
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Old 09-16-2008, 03:46 PM   #86
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I wish people would stop feeling sorry for the overpaid bankers who've lost their jobs (I'm happy for people to be sorry for the underpaid workers who've also lost their jobs).
Granted. The overpaid bankers become underpaid phone support workers, and remembering how no one feels sorry for them, make all of their customners endure a living Hell over the phone. (Thanks... like we needed more of those.)

I wish I had a famous and popular patron for my novels, allowing me to sell them all for free and not have to do anything but write what I want.
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Old 09-16-2008, 03:49 PM   #87
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Granted. His name is Rupert Murdoch and he has some ideas...

I wish that all the books I wanted to read were e-booked for the Kindle.
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Old 09-16-2008, 03:51 PM   #88
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Granted: but Lehman Brothers buys Amazon.

Wish: I wish my next wish is exempt from wish corruption.
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Old 09-16-2008, 04:14 PM   #89
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Granted. Your next wish will simply be reversed, instead. And it will take any prior attempts to trick it by pre-reversing into account, so that you really do get the reverse of what you are wishing for.

I wish Granny Weatherwax was teaching my required doctoral-level "Critical Thinking" course.
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I wish my next wish is exempt from wish corruption.
Granted. But the genie thought you said "I wish my next fish is exempt from fish corruption." a bit deef in one ear... so sorry. Now your fish will never die.

Is it too late to wish my famous and popular patron to be the estate of Arthur C. Clarke?
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