11-10-2010, 04:41 PM | #76 |
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Famous last words: Hey y'all, how much you wanna bet I'll do it?
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11-10-2010, 04:44 PM | #77 |
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UPDATE: Several reports of copycat criminals using real cats
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11-10-2010, 04:44 PM | #78 |
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Do you want to play hide and seek?
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11-10-2010, 04:47 PM | #79 |
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I think maybe I've run out of mousetrap jokes now.
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11-10-2010, 04:48 PM | #80 |
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11-10-2010, 04:50 PM | #81 |
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ohhh, MouseTRAP, said Mr Smith at the young inventors convention.
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11-10-2010, 04:51 PM | #83 |
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Mr Smith was surprised to find out he was not the only one who noticed when he cut the cheese.
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11-10-2010, 06:03 PM | #84 |
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11-10-2010, 07:41 PM | #85 |
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He got a mouse because the pet store was out of the more aerodynamic prairie dog.
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11-10-2010, 08:32 PM | #86 |
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I heard it as an old joke. The story being a little kid in school is showing his class a purple heart award that his uncle got in the war; and all through the story the boy keeps saying a$$ when refering to where his uncle got shot. Finally after five or six times of hearing him say a$$ the teacher interupts him and says rectum... to which the little boy says " Wreck'm hell lady it almost killed 'em."
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11-10-2010, 09:08 PM | #87 |
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This is killing me -- I laughed hard enough when I first read the article, but after all this?
I have to agree, though, "Quick, someone shove a cat up my a$$!" is the best one! (Although the "hickory dickory dock" one is pretty good too!) |
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Quote:
Teacher: Well, class, what did you do during your holidays? Little Johnny: Me and me mates, Miss, we stuck a banger* up this cat's @$$ Teacher: Rectum, Johnny, rectum Little Johnny: Yes miss - blew 'im to pieces! A little editing will make it fit the exact line you quote . . . * Just in case, a banger is a small, explosive firework. |
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11-11-2010, 09:01 PM | #89 |
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You people are SICK SICK SICK!!!
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11-12-2010, 01:14 AM | #90 |
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What a bum rap! Cheers |
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