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Surfin the alpha waves ~~
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Location: New Jersey
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#7982 | |
New York Editor
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Device: PalmTX, Pocket eDGe, Alcatel Fierce 4, RCA Viking Pro 10, Nexus 7
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They got a little confused in their directions. They wound up in a town by that name...in Kansas. They had an interesting time explaining to their sergeant just why they were several days overtime getting back from their pass... ![]() ______ Dennis |
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#7983 |
Still a pie
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Karma: 37018654
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: PieTown USA
Device: Kindle Touch, OnePlus 7 Pro
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This is a good exercise plan!
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#7984 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Device: Nook Glowlight Plus
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A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over the policeman says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
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#7985 |
FUBAR!
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Karma: 15018767
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Woodstock, IL
Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S
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#7986 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Device: Nook Glowlight Plus
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Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: It's okay. He woke up. |
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#7987 | |
Not scared!
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Karma: 81011643
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Midlands, UK
Device: Kindle Paperwhite 10, Huawei M5 10
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Every year at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, one joke is awarded the 'best joke' prize. This year it has been won by Tim Vine with;
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#7988 | |
Grand Sorcerer
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Toronto
Device: Libra H2O, Libra Colour
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FUBAR!
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Woodstock, IL
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I've decided to become an author and write about little people.
It will be a series of short stories. |
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#7990 |
Still a pie
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Karma: 37018654
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: PieTown USA
Device: Kindle Touch, OnePlus 7 Pro
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Star Wars Humor:
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#7991 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Device: Nook Glowlight Plus
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Q: What did one hat say to another?
A: You stay here, I’ll go on a head. |
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#7992 |
Bah, humbug!
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA
Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.
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#7993 |
Bah, humbug!
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA
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My sister's a church organist. One of her daughters posted this on Facebook:
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#7994 |
Surfin the alpha waves ~~
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: New Jersey
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Alright! Stairway to Heaven, Gladys!!
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#7995 |
Now what?
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Durham, NC
Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!
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I worked at an 'assisted living/nursing home' while I was in grad school - and helped set up the weekly 'sing-a-longs' -- and reflected that when the baby boomers hit the nursing homes, they will be singing Stairway to Heaven in those shrill geriatric voices!
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