The One-Sentence-Post Story Thread - Page 5

JoHunt · 09-17-2015, 02:56 AM

But our William, never one to be dissuaded, banged on the Wizard's door while announcing menacingly "I have been sent by Gordon Ramsey, the grand saucier himself, and refusal to admit me is at your peril!"

eschwartz · 09-17-2015, 02:31 PM

"Foolish liar!" cried the Wizard of Sauce, "I AM Gordon Ramsey!"

JoHunt · 09-17-2015, 02:57 PM

'"Oh, I'm so sorry your sauciness", William said meekly as he genuflected, "please pardon my impertinence, but I need to find the source of sauce to fulfill my lifelong ambition to start Saucebook, a social networking website for sauces".

Solitaire1 · 09-18-2015, 12:02 PM

The Wizard Of Sauce looked at William with disdain and said "I cannot allow that, for all true sauces must remain under my control to ensure their quality."

doubleshuffle · 09-18-2015, 01:10 PM

Seeing William's disappointed expression, the Wizard added, "You could try your luck in Saucalito, where they have a cool Open Sauce scene going on."

JoHunt · 09-18-2015, 01:55 PM

"Yes, of course, Saucilito, the perfect location for my sauce-up!" William exclaimed excitedly, "there's even a lovely harbor for my sauceboat".

eschwartz · 09-18-2015, 03:08 PM

[paragraph end]

[Change Of Scene: Saucalito, the City of OpenSauce:]

A few weeks later, William arrived in Saucalito -- during the height of the the seasonal saucetorms.

JoHunt · 09-19-2015, 05:50 AM

After surviving the ups and downs of Saucilito's treacherous roads, William found himself at the entrance to Saucebucks, rumored to be the largest purveyor of sauces in the world.

Solitaire1 · 09-19-2015, 12:15 PM

An intoxicating smell filled the air outside of the Saucebucks, leading to the sudden arrival of the legendary five-member Sauce Evaluation Team consisting of: Benny, Penny, Lenny, Denny and Bob

poohbear_nc · 09-19-2015, 07:21 PM

William joined the 'Fab Five' as they pushed open the doors of Saucebucks, hoping no one would notice that he was the only team member not wearing a mask.

JoHunt · 09-20-2015, 05:56 AM

"INFILTRATOR!" screamed the security sauceman as he immediately lowered security cloches on all saucepots.

doubleshuffle · 09-20-2015, 06:02 AM

"But I've been told it was all Open Sauce here", William protested.

poohbear_nc · 09-20-2015, 08:26 AM

"The passauce-word! You have to know the passauce-word to get in" shouted the security sauceman, as he aimed a large nozzle at William's head.

JoHunt · 09-20-2015, 08:43 AM

"The p-p-p-passauce-word is 'open_saucame'", William stammered, hoping it hadn't been changed in the past 20 years when it was published in the book "Rich Sauce, Poor Sauce".

Solitaire1 · 09-20-2015, 11:11 AM

At the same time, The Sauce Evaluation Team looked at William with anger for he disrupted their team by making it a total of six members, not allowed because having only five members ensures that: there can be no ties and no one has to stand alone during a disagreement.

09-20-2015, 08:43 AM	#74
JoHunt I am what I am Posts: 6,625 Karma: 62235665 Join Date: Sep 2011 Device: iPad3, Voyage	"The p-p-p-passauce-word is 'open_saucame'", William stammered, hoping it hadn't been changed in the past 20 years when it was published in the book "Rich Sauce, Poor Sauce". Last edited by JoHunt; 09-20-2015 at 08:49 AM.

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09-17-2015, 02:56 AM	#61
JoHunt I am what I am Posts: 6,625 Karma: 62235665 Join Date: Sep 2011 Device: iPad3, Voyage	But our William, never one to be dissuaded, banged on the Wizard's door while announcing menacingly "I have been sent by Gordon Ramsey, the grand saucier himself, and refusal to admit me is at your peril!"

09-17-2015, 02:31 PM	#62
eschwartz Ex-Helpdesk Junkie Posts: 19,421 Karma: 85397180 Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Beaten Path, USA, Roundworld, This Side of Infinity Device: Kindle Touch fw5.3.7 (Wifi only)	"Foolish liar!" cried the Wizard of Sauce, "I AM Gordon Ramsey!"

09-17-2015, 02:57 PM	#63
JoHunt I am what I am Posts: 6,625 Karma: 62235665 Join Date: Sep 2011 Device: iPad3, Voyage	'"Oh, I'm so sorry your sauciness", William said meekly as he genuflected, "please pardon my impertinence, but I need to find the source of sauce to fulfill my lifelong ambition to start Saucebook, a social networking website for sauces".

09-18-2015, 12:02 PM	#64
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,350 Karma: 66701142 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor	The Wizard Of Sauce looked at William with disdain and said "I cannot allow that, for all true sauces must remain under my control to ensure their quality."

09-18-2015, 01:10 PM	#65
doubleshuffle Unicycle Daredevil Posts: 13,932 Karma: 185392166 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Planet of the Pudding Brains Device: Aura HD (R.I.P. After six years the USB socket died.) tolino shine 3	Seeing William's disappointed expression, the Wizard added, "You could try your luck in Saucalito, where they have a cool Open Sauce scene going on."

09-18-2015, 01:55 PM	#66
JoHunt I am what I am Posts: 6,625 Karma: 62235665 Join Date: Sep 2011 Device: iPad3, Voyage	"Yes, of course, Saucilito, the perfect location for my sauce-up!" William exclaimed excitedly, "there's even a lovely harbor for my sauceboat".

09-18-2015, 03:08 PM	#67
eschwartz Ex-Helpdesk Junkie Posts: 19,421 Karma: 85397180 Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Beaten Path, USA, Roundworld, This Side of Infinity Device: Kindle Touch fw5.3.7 (Wifi only)	[paragraph end] [Change Of Scene: Saucalito, the City of OpenSauce:] A few weeks later, William arrived in Saucalito -- during the height of the the seasonal saucetorms.

09-19-2015, 05:50 AM	#68
JoHunt I am what I am Posts: 6,625 Karma: 62235665 Join Date: Sep 2011 Device: iPad3, Voyage	After surviving the ups and downs of Saucilito's treacherous roads, William found himself at the entrance to Saucebucks, rumored to be the largest purveyor of sauces in the world.

09-19-2015, 12:15 PM	#69
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,350 Karma: 66701142 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor	An intoxicating smell filled the air outside of the Saucebucks, leading to the sudden arrival of the legendary five-member Sauce Evaluation Team consisting of: Benny, Penny, Lenny, Denny and Bob

09-19-2015, 07:21 PM	#70
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 59,853 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	William joined the 'Fab Five' as they pushed open the doors of Saucebucks, hoping no one would notice that he was the only team member not wearing a mask.

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09-20-2015, 05:56 AM	#71
JoHunt I am what I am Posts: 6,625 Karma: 62235665 Join Date: Sep 2011 Device: iPad3, Voyage	"INFILTRATOR!" screamed the security sauceman as he immediately lowered security cloches on all saucepots.

09-20-2015, 06:02 AM	#72
doubleshuffle Unicycle Daredevil Posts: 13,932 Karma: 185392166 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Planet of the Pudding Brains Device: Aura HD (R.I.P. After six years the USB socket died.) tolino shine 3	"But I've been told it was all Open Sauce here", William protested.

09-20-2015, 08:26 AM	#73
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 59,853 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	"The passauce-word! You have to know the passauce-word to get in" shouted the security sauceman, as he aimed a large nozzle at William's head.

09-20-2015, 11:11 AM	#75
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,350 Karma: 66701142 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor	At the same time, The Sauce Evaluation Team looked at William with anger for he disrupted their team by making it a total of six members, not allowed because having only five members ensures that: there can be no ties and no one has to stand alone during a disagreement.