Unutterably Silly The Llama Song

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by nekokami

But keep the fedora?

tch, obviously. the ffedora is indispensable.

[GeoffC]

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

I didn't ask you to Lleave!

Maybe not - but I am obviously just an irritant, so I shall......

[nekokami]

Originally Posted by GeoffC

Maybe not - but I am obviously just an irritant, so I shall......

But... but... does that mean you're taking the chocolate with you?

[RickyMaveety]

Originally Posted by GeoffC

Maybe not - but I am obviously just an irritant, so I shall......

Ah .... but under the right circumstances, "irritants" produce the loveliest pearls.

[Taylor514ce]

Originally Posted by GeoffC

Maybe not - but I am obviously just an irritant, so I shall......

I'm not going to get on my knees and beg you to stay. We're both adults, make your own decision. I will point out that I never said YOU were an irritant. I said one particular habit of yours irritated ME. You can choose to respond to that how you will, but inflating that to mean everyone finds everything you do irritating is probably an overreaction. So, let's just file this away and move along, shall we?

I can't wait for Callipygian Zelda and Llama.

[RickyMaveety]

did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama's llama
tastes of llama
llama llama
duck

[RWood]

OK, if we need more chocolate Taylor and I can play our guitars and ask people to drop chocolate rather than money in the case. All we need now is a good spot in a subway station.... or maybe we can offer llamaback rides for chocolate (we'll have to split it 50/50 with the llamas.)

[Taylor514ce]

What would be an appropriate tune? For some reason "Horse With No Name" is going through my head.

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

What would be an appropriate tune? For some reason "Horse With No Name" is going through my head.

what ??? not THE LLAMA SONG ??? that seems like the obvious choice to me !!

(plus if you sing that one, people will probably give you a LOT of chocolate, to stop.)

[Taylor514ce]

I don't know the chords.

Apropros of nothing, I think the current Woot! offering, the Dyson Handheld Vacuum, ought to be in the picture. You could use it to groom llamas.

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

I don't know the chords.

pfff. a likely excuse.

Apropros of nothing, I think the current Woot! offering, the Dyson Handheld Vacuum, ought to be in the picture. You could use it to groom llamas.

while i rarely get excited about household appliances, i admit that i do have a weakness for dyson vacuum cleaners. so i vote yyes on using them to groom the llamas. (any pretext will do, to buy a dyson vacuum cleaner).

[RWood]

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

I don't know the chords.

We'll fake it and do a simple C-F-G7 riff to start and add a few minor ones for the interlude when Zelda starts to dance. We'll worry about getting the llama on the subway later.

[pshrynk]

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

I don't know the chords.

Apropros of nothing, I think the current Woot! offering, the Dyson Handheld Vacuum, ought to be in the picture. You could use it to groom llamas.

They DO spit when startled, you know.

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by RWood

We'll fake it and do a simple C-F-G7 riff to start and add a few minor ones for the interlude when Zelda starts to dance. We'll worry about getting the llama on the subway later.

that's the spirit !!!

Originally Posted by pshrynk

They DO spit when startled, you know.

so you're saying we need the dyson wet / dry hand vacuum ?

[nekokami]

Don't forget that llamas have retractable fins, so can swim. Perhaps they have retractable wings, as well. Or we could use a flying carpet. I think I have one here somewhere....