08-18-2008, 03:39 PM | #46 |
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Courage, ladies. Watch for tiny metallic probes punching out of his face and affixing themselves to his cheek. (I've seen it before... it's gross! Well... unless maybe you're into piercings.)
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08-18-2008, 03:41 PM | #47 |
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Crap! Too Late! Now I'm stuck here. Thanks a lot of nothing, Neko. The worst part is having to go thru the formal receiving line and shake hands with all the loose skinned, bony old people. I hate when old people's skin gets all loose, and then you shake hands, and it sort of slips around their big bony knuckles.... Hey Look! Pandas!!
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08-18-2008, 03:42 PM | #48 |
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Oh, it's that time? Great! Let me just run to the loo, before we get started, shall I? Seems I can't hold more than a few Zany Carter Deluxes these days...
AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! It burns!It burns!It burns!It burns!It burns!It burns!It burns!It burns!It burns!It burns!It burns!It burns!It burns!It burns! |
08-18-2008, 03:45 PM | #49 |
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Well, that wasn't so bad?
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08-18-2008, 03:45 PM | #50 |
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Well, that means the loo is no longer safe. Time to punch outta here... see you guys in another dimension (hopefully the blue one, next to the fish).
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08-18-2008, 03:47 PM | #51 |
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Right this way, Your Extreme Pandaness.
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08-18-2008, 03:50 PM | #52 |
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Eeeew, creepy loose panda skin slipping around over big bony claws....
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08-18-2008, 03:52 PM | #53 |
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Right, hello! Glad you could come!
Have a blintz, they're wonderful! Hello, Mr President! Love your policies on extra-border expansionism! Hey, there, YRH! Have a Zany Carter Delux! Don't frak the Fairy. You don't want to see where that takes you! Hey Idi! Glad you could get out of your temporal stasis to make the party! Mohamar! Dude! They let you off the watch list! Excellent! Surfing this Saturday? Toodles! Imelda! Darling! Wonderful shoes! Is the President for Life going to make it? Yo! Donald! 'Sup? |
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08-18-2008, 04:03 PM | #55 |
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08-18-2008, 04:04 PM | #56 |
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Hugo! Who loves ya, baby! I know, not Bush.
Fidel! Vato! Que Pasa! Glad you could get them to wheel that bed down here! Kim! Nice pajamas! I really must get the name of your optician! Vlad! Great to see ya man! You should stay a while. The things they've done with your reputation will just make you eyes water! Nate! Don't come near me with that projector! |
08-18-2008, 04:07 PM | #57 |
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Vlad is giving the girls pointy kisses on the hand as we go down the receiving line. Suddenly, I have this urge to be enthralled to him...
Oh Look! Pandas! How Cute! (They have the power to break the ensorcelment of the Impaler. Cool!) |
08-18-2008, 04:08 PM | #58 |
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Hey, little spiney dude! I'm not shaking his hand!
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08-18-2008, 04:09 PM | #59 |
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But you have to! It is in the protocol!
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08-18-2008, 04:11 PM | #60 |
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I don't care! Pure evil is just dripping from him! I might get an infection! And the breath on him! All sulfur-ish and hot!
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