Is the Internet Running Out of Space?

[Alphapheemail]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

i volunteer all the shums in a 100km radius around me to test out these new possibilities.

The problem with that is that then all those shums would be 100km closer to me. So moon shipments might be the best alternative

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by Alphapheemail

The problem with that is that then all those shums would be 100km closer to me. So moon shipments might be the best alternative

sounds perfectly reasonable to me. i wouldn't want to inflict an excess of shums (and even 1 is an excess sometimes...) on anyone.

[Alphapheemail]

You know... now that I think about it maybe the moon won't be such a good idea.
Reasons:
1. Although they are trolls, they have the capacity of "reasoning" however primitive... so they would eventually form some type of goverment.
2. Kim Jong-Il would be amoungst them. enough said.
3. The moon would be too close to earth.

hmm.
I stated on another thread that i would like to have the superpower of controlling reproductive rights on certain people, maybe this would solve many problems...

1. Earth's overpopulation ( All stemed problems would also be included... pollution... water/food supply... ect.)
2. Humanity's insistance on inching towards self destruction

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by Alphapheemail

You know... now that I think about it maybe the moon won't be such a good idea.
Reasons:
1. Although they are trolls, they have the capacity of "reasoning" however primitive... so they would eventually form some type of goverment.
2. Kim Jong-Il would be amoungst them. enough said.
3. The moon would be too close to earth.

hmm.
I stated on another thread that i would like to have the superpower of controlling reproductive rights on certain people, maybe this would solve many problems...

1. Earth's overpopulation ( All stemed problems would also be included... pollution... water/food supply... ect.)
2. Humanity's insistance on inching towards self destruction

i have to say you make a convincing argument....

[Alphapheemail]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

i have to say you make a convincing argument....

we should make a a petition! I'll take it to my goverment, (unfortunately most of my congress would be shipped out) and you can take it to yours (I think Sarkozy wouldn't mind the holiday no?)


:sigh: one can dream

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by Alphapheemail

we should make a a petition! I'll take it to my goverment, (unfortunately most of my congress would be shipped out) and you can take it to yours (I think Sarkozy the rest of france wouldn't mind the holiday no?)


:sigh: one can dream

fixed it for ya. (and yes, i'll sign your petition !!)

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Originally Posted by Alphapheemail

I stated on another thread that i would like to have the superpower of controlling reproductive rights on certain people, maybe this would solve many problems...

1. Earth's overpopulation ( All stemed problems would also be included... pollution... water/food supply... ect.)
2. Humanity's insistance on inching towards self destruction

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Or just some kind of competency test to prove that you can look after and provide for offspring before becoming parents, maybe? (in the UK, until the dog licence was got rid of, it used to be a common joke that you had to have a licence to own a dog, but anyone could have children...)
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<mode tongue=verymuchincheek joke=obligatory>
May I suggest a modest proposal?
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<mode culturalreference=obligatory>
Or some soylent green perhaps?
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[Wetdogeared]

[Dylrob]

Originally Posted by Alphapheemail

3. The moon would be too close to earth.

But it's getting farther every day!