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Old 05-06-2008, 10:26 PM   #46
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Does she want you to show her what you downloaded too?
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Boy, this took me a while to figure out
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Old 05-07-2008, 02:02 AM   #47
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I prefer Sue'm and Shyster for my general law work, but for eldrich horror specialties I use Brigadier General (retired) Theodore Marley Brooks. I believe some of your minions have had dealing with him and some of his associates...
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Old 05-07-2008, 09:02 AM   #48
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Then again there was Shyster, Shyster and Flywheel. They are not quite as hammy as TM Brooks.
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Old 05-07-2008, 09:13 AM   #49
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There is an estate agent in Newport (South Wales) called 'Crook and Blight'.

http://www.crookandblight.com/

Unusual honesty, perhaps.
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Old 05-07-2008, 09:18 AM   #50
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We have a local Chiropractor named Dr. Bonebreak. We also have someone listed in our phonebook, a Mr. Hugh Jazz, who regretfully received many phone calls from my boys, unaware of Caller ID.
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Old 05-07-2008, 09:25 AM   #51
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My father knew two dentists in the RAAF who were respectively named Dr. Killer and Dr. Death. Of course, they pronounced said respective names "kil-LER" and "deeth".

My brother knew twins in his classes at TAFE who were Peter Nuss and Andrew Nuss. Unfortunate lack of foresight by the parents, I reckon.

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Old 05-07-2008, 09:52 AM   #52
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So you like that Frontal porn, huh? Full noodle frontity, no doubt.
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Old 05-07-2008, 09:54 AM   #53
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I prefer Sue'm and Shyster for my general law work, but for eldrich horror specialties I use Brigadier General (retired) Theodore Marley Brooks. I believe some of your minions have had dealing with him and some of his associates...
Yeah, I wouldn't mess with "Ham" Brooks. If he doesn't stick you with that sword cane of his, or his ape-looking buddy doesn't dismember you, his boss will send you upstate for a not-even-close-to-legal lobotomy (between his periods of participation in the annual George Hamilton tanning open)...
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Old 05-07-2008, 09:55 AM   #54
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I love all of those! Are you making these up? The closest I can come (not nearly as good) is a Dr. Septima who was the Director for Infection Control at my wife's hospital and was called Dr. Septicemia.
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Old 05-07-2008, 10:17 AM   #55
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VR, if you keep implying that I'm making things up, I will have to introduce you to my little brother:
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Old 05-07-2008, 10:25 AM   #56
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So you like that Frontal porn, huh? Full noodle frontity, no doubt.
There's no front like a porn front, I always say. (Actually, I say that, often substituting whatever word is handy for "front". Especially good when the word is "school," "fool," "field," or "research assistant"...)
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Old 05-07-2008, 10:27 AM   #57
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my ex-boyfriend had a teacher in high school named "Monsieur Toulemonde". for the non french-speaking among us, "toulemonde" is pronounced like "tout le monde", which means "everybody". "M. Toulemonde" is commonly used as a metaphor for the average person.

"sure, these crazy new liseuses are popular with the geeks, but will they ever catch on with M. Toulemonde ?"
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Old 05-07-2008, 10:28 AM   #58
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It's good to see that the squirrel gang are gone, but it looks like you need a rest. Although I'm wishing you a happy day, I'm sure it will be a burden to you nonetheless. Where's the towel?

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Old 05-07-2008, 10:29 AM   #59
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I love all of those! Are you making these up? The closest I can come (not nearly as good) is a Dr. Septima who was the Director for Infection Control at my wife's hospital and was called Dr. Septicemia.
For the record, "Ham" Brooks is an associate of Doc Savage... and Dewey, Cheatan & Howe were lawyers for the Three Stooges. You decide which you'd rather face in court.

@Taylor... waiting to see your avatar break-dance. (That'll keep him busy...)

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Old 05-07-2008, 10:34 AM   #60
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