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Freddie Mercury and Bruno Mars walk into a bar together. But they didn't planet.
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People should stop arguing about Sisyphus. It always goes downhill.
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Did you hear
…about the veterinarian who prescribes birth-control pills for dogs? It’s part of an anti-litter campaign. |
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A fish swam into a wall and yelled "Dam!"
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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"Supplies!" |
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What is brown and sticky?
A Stick! |
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A young mother paying a visit to her doctor, made no attempt to restrain her five*-year-*old son, who was ransacking an adjoining treatment room. But finally an extra-*loud clatter of bottles did prompt her to say, “I hope, doctor, you don’t mind Billy being in your examining room.”
“No,” said the doctor calmly. “He’ll be quiet in a moment when he gets to the poisons.” |
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Two chemists walked into a bar.
The first one said "I'll have a glass of H2O." The second one said "H2O, too." He gulped down his drink and died. |
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After writing a speech for class, my daughter asked for input. I listened to her talk about sexually transmitted diseases, then gave my opinion.
“It’s great,” I said. “There’s one sentence in particular that I like.” “Which one?” she asked. “The one where you write, ‘The only way other than abstinence to be sure that you will not contract an STD is to remain in a monotonous relationship.'” |
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Fruit truck overturns on highway, results in jam.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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The last free tire-refilling station was replaced by a pay one.
Inflation. |
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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How do you stop a bull from charging?
Take away its batteries. |
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