Silliness A Duck, armadillo, cat, Panda etc walk into a bar! - Page 4

zelda_pinwheel · 07-20-2008, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey! No mushrooms. Get out."
The mushroom says, "Hey, what's the matter? I'm a fun guy."

one groan is not enough for that joke so here is a bonus double groan :
aaaarg !! aaaarrrg !!!

madam b, your elephant joke makes me a little bit sad. i'm sure you can think of a funnier one.
edit : (i just saw your second joke) see, i knew you could.

daffy4u · 07-20-2008, 08:32 PM

What did the mother buffalo say to her child as he left for school?...Bison!

daffy4u · 07-20-2008, 08:34 PM

Why don't ducks carry spare change? They all have "bills".

zelda_pinwheel · 07-20-2008, 08:36 PM

spéciale dédicace pshrynk :

Q:How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A:Just one, but the lightbulb has to really *want* to change.

Madam Broshkina · 07-20-2008, 08:42 PM

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

daffy4u · 07-20-2008, 08:43 PM

If April showers bring may flowers, then what do May flowers bring? ANSWER: Pilgrims

zelda_pinwheel · 07-20-2008, 08:46 PM

An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: "There are only nine words here. You could send another Woof for the same price." "But," the dog replied, "that would make no sense at all."

daffy4u · 07-20-2008, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: "There are only nine words here. You could send another Woof for the same price." "But," the dog replied, "that would make no sense at all."

This smiley is getting a work-out today!

zelda_pinwheel · 07-20-2008, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madam Broshkina

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

pfff

Quote:

Originally Posted by daffy4u

This smiley is getting a work-out today!

and my groaning muscles are getting sore too. not that i'm complaining.

vivaldirules · 07-20-2008, 08:52 PM

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. The barman looks at the three and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

RickyMaveety · 07-20-2008, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: "There are only nine words here. You could send another Woof for the same price." "But," the dog replied, "that would make no sense at all."

Quote:

Originally Posted by daffy4u

This smiley is getting a work-out today!

Ditto!!!

zelda_pinwheel · 07-20-2008, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. The barman looks at the three and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

aaaarg !!!

(see what i mean with the groaning muscles ?)

zelda_pinwheel · 07-20-2008, 08:54 PM

atom1: I think I lost an electron!
atom2: Are you sure?
atom1: I'm positive.

daffy4u · 07-20-2008, 08:56 PM

A universal

for everyone!

daffy4u · 07-20-2008, 08:57 PM

Cool Teenage Martian: I was at a party on Mercury last night.
His Friend: Was it any good?
Cool Teenage Martian: No! It was really boring.
His Friend: How come?
Cool Teenage Martian: There was no atmosphere.

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daffy4u I'm Super Kindle-icious Posts: 6,734 Karma: 2434103 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Long Drive, Calinadia Candafornia Device: KDXG, KT, Oasis	What did the mother buffalo say to her child as he left for school?...Bison!

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daffy4u I'm Super Kindle-icious Posts: 6,734 Karma: 2434103 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Long Drive, Calinadia Candafornia Device: KDXG, KT, Oasis	Why don't ducks carry spare change? They all have "bills".

07-20-2008, 08:36 PM	#49
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	spéciale dédicace pshrynk : Q:How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A:Just one, but the lightbulb has to really want to change.

07-20-2008, 08:42 PM	#50
Madam Broshkina Manic Do Fuse Posts: 2,312 Karma: 3325462 Join Date: Oct 2006 Device: Sony 500, 505, 350, Kindle 3, DXG, nook, Irex DR800SG, iPad	Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

07-20-2008, 08:43 PM	#51
daffy4u I'm Super Kindle-icious Posts: 6,734 Karma: 2434103 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Long Drive, Calinadia Candafornia Device: KDXG, KT, Oasis	If April showers bring may flowers, then what do May flowers bring? ANSWER: Pilgrims

07-20-2008, 08:46 PM	#52
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: "There are only nine words here. You could send another Woof for the same price." "But," the dog replied, "that would make no sense at all."

07-20-2008, 08:52 PM	#55
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. The barman looks at the three and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

07-20-2008, 08:54 PM	#58
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	atom1: I think I lost an electron! atom2: Are you sure? atom1: I'm positive.

07-20-2008, 08:56 PM	#59
daffy4u I'm Super Kindle-icious Posts: 6,734 Karma: 2434103 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Long Drive, Calinadia Candafornia Device: KDXG, KT, Oasis	A universal for everyone!

07-20-2008, 08:57 PM	#60
daffy4u I'm Super Kindle-icious Posts: 6,734 Karma: 2434103 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Long Drive, Calinadia Candafornia Device: KDXG, KT, Oasis	Cool Teenage Martian: I was at a party on Mercury last night. His Friend: Was it any good? Cool Teenage Martian: No! It was really boring. His Friend: How come? Cool Teenage Martian: There was no atmosphere.

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