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That lad's as thick as two short planks , knee-high to a grasshopper and needs to stand twice in same place to cast 'is own shadow .
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He's one brick short of a full load or He's not playing with a full deck. (of cards)
Dale |
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If he turns sideways and sticks out his tongue he looks like a zipper.
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He's as daft as a brush , and doesn't have a leg to stand on with that argument .
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How about:
"It's a whole other kettle of fish" == It is completely different "He's as bright as a two bob bit" == He is stupid (based on the Yorkshire definition of 'two bob bit', not the Cockney rhyming slang definition....) "That's the dogs bollocks!" == That's really very good! (dogs testicles must be really good, because they spend whole days licking them) |
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Must be plenty of variations on this :
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"She looked like ice cream, and I wanted to be the tongue."
(From some silly noir detective flick) Another: "Legs all the way to her neck." |
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