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Old 08-15-2012, 09:47 PM   #5251
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Old 08-16-2012, 10:47 AM   #5252
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Two men, after a very long night of bar-hopping, got the idea into their heads that they needed to be baptized to wash away their sins of the evening. Staggering up to a local church, they begin banging on the front doors and yelling for someone to baptize them.

Eventually, a bleary eyed man opens the front door, tosses a full bedpan in their faces, and slams the door closed again.

With burning eyes, the first man turns to the second and says, "I don't think that was a proper baptism."

The second suggests, "Maybe we're at the wrong church... I think he might have been Episcopalian."
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Old 08-17-2012, 03:39 PM   #5253
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Old 08-18-2012, 01:25 AM   #5254
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Old 08-19-2012, 05:15 PM   #5255
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Old 08-19-2012, 07:51 PM   #5256
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Old 08-20-2012, 02:21 AM   #5257
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I didn't bother going into the new 'Alphabet Theme Park'.

There was a huge queue.
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Old 08-20-2012, 04:36 AM   #5258
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I didn't bother going into the new 'Alphabet Theme Park'.

There was a huge queue.
Last time I was there, I was stung by a bee in the eye: I could not see anything...
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Old 08-20-2012, 04:43 AM   #5259
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Old 08-21-2012, 03:44 AM   #5260
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Old 08-21-2012, 04:30 AM   #5261
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Old 08-21-2012, 06:56 AM   #5262
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Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the
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That's beautiful!

As memory wears off and that patience sets in, people who used to hate each other get to tolerate and enjoy each other's presence... Enough if just for the pleasure of nagging one another...
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Old 08-21-2012, 11:32 AM   #5263
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I'm really good friends with 25 of the letters in the alphabet.

I don't know why.
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Old 08-21-2012, 11:37 AM   #5264
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I'm really good friends with 25 of the letters in the alphabet.
I don't know why.

I C.
R U O K N D U K?
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Old 08-21-2012, 11:39 AM   #5265
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