05-06-2008, 02:31 PM | #31 |
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05-06-2008, 02:43 PM | #32 |
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As a god existing out of time and space, the creator of your puny race, player with your dreams, devourer of souls, &tc., I am a very busy individual. Will have it known that I never passed the bar--I all ways stop and get a beer at least--but do indeed have minions upon minions. Some of them study law.
Some break legs and eat livers. Choose ye this day which will visit you with paperwork (cease & desist writs, or paper serviettes, your choice). Should you choose to end this destructive conflict of lawyers, click the little blue box.... |
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05-06-2008, 02:48 PM | #33 | |
Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah!
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05-06-2008, 03:07 PM | #34 |
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(Effusively sweating and prostrating) I clicked the little blue box, the shame, the shame.
Cthulhu is a Karma Ho! (I only said that in my head, right? Not out loud?) |
05-06-2008, 03:30 PM | #35 |
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In a case decided last year -- VR (the old dog) may remember, Nate was too young then -- the court ruled that MR's filling your head too full of knowledge thus causing it to burst and make a mess of everything around it was worth only $1.98 in cleaning supplies.
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05-06-2008, 04:18 PM | #36 |
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seriously, these forums (there are 2 or 3 that I visit regularly) DO devour some productive hours.
First thing I do in the morning: start computer start mail program start browser browse forum 1 browse forum 2 in new tab while forum 1 loads browse forum 3 in new tab while forum 1 and 2 load read all kind of unutterably silly posts get p-o'd customers on the phone because I read unutterably silly forum thread ! I WANT MY MONEY BACK! Worst of all: my wife thinks I am too much into "computers" ... she's in bed while I'm writing this |
05-06-2008, 04:52 PM | #37 | |
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Cthulhu, I'll see your Derleth & Partnes, Attorneys at Law, and raise you with my crack lawyers Dewey, Cheatam & Howe! Come and get it, Dark Lord! Hey, lookit me! I ain't pressin' no buttons! Ha Ha! |
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05-06-2008, 05:43 PM | #39 |
Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah!
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05-06-2008, 05:59 PM | #40 |
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I'm sure you know the commercial, must have been in the early 90s, when Honda or some other brand had a car for CDN$9,999. And their slogan was "Say nein nein nein nein to german cars and get a honda ".
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05-06-2008, 06:04 PM | #41 |
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05-06-2008, 07:29 PM | #42 | |
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05-06-2008, 08:09 PM | #43 |
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My lawyers are FUBAR, LART and Teeth, Tourneys Out Law. They're quite competitive, and they clean up after themselves. They have a flat fee for permanent retainer, and they only collect when you're on your deathbed.
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05-06-2008, 08:22 PM | #44 |
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Hey Marc, I thought you and your fellow aussielanders might be interested to know the name of our Libertarian party U.S. presidential candidate. http://www.rootforamerica.com/
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05-06-2008, 08:47 PM | #45 | |
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Wayne will need to get in line (and, like most citizens before their government, bend over). Cheers, Marc (it would only be funnier if Wayne's surname was "Kerr") |
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