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Old 09-13-2008, 05:59 PM   #31
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Granted. The stories are all excruciatingly boring and infinitely long.

I wish there is no such thing as wishing.
Your wish creates a paradox, canceling your post out of existence.

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Granted, they're Zimbabwean dollars - don't spend them all at once .

I wish in all stories where the hero is given three wishes; he uses one of those wishes to wish for infinite wishes.
Granted. The genie mocks him. After all, wishing for more wishes, even if its wished to be wished for, goes against the rules of wishing!


I wish for a million dollars in United States of America currency.
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Old 09-13-2008, 06:51 PM   #32
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Your wish creates a paradox, canceling your post out of existence.



Granted. The genie mocks him. After all, wishing for more wishes, even if its wished to be wished for, goes against the rules of wishing!


I wish for a million dollars in United States of America currency.

Granted - 100 million cents fall from the sky on top of you....

I wish for good paying contract...
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Old 09-13-2008, 07:23 PM   #33
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Granted - 100 million cents fall from the sky on top of you....

I wish for good paying contract...
Granted- You are now a sewage inspector

I wish we would find the all lost works of Aristotle
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Old 09-13-2008, 08:31 PM   #34
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Granted. He wrote them in a totally perfect code (which would also function as a good DRM system), and died before recording the key.

I wish I could build a star drive.
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Old 09-13-2008, 10:23 PM   #35
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Granted. You successfully build a road leading straight to the sun.

I wish for some delicious fish tacos.
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Granted. From Macho Taco & Sushi you get three delicious live shark tacos. (A live shark wrapped in a crispy taco shell with all the fixin's.)

I wish I could speak another language like German or French.
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Old 09-13-2008, 11:16 PM   #37
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Granted, but now you're a mute, so it's moot! :P

My turn: I wish that I could control time, so I can travel back and forth doing as I will without creating any paradoxes or cancelling myself or loved ones out.
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Old 09-13-2008, 11:25 PM   #38
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Granted. From Macho Taco & Sushi you get three delicious live shark tacos. (A live shark wrapped in a crispy taco shell with all the fixin's.)

I wish I could speak another language like German or French.

Granted - You now speak Phoenician. (nobody else does...)

I wish I had the daily stock closings for the next ten years.
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Old 09-13-2008, 11:39 PM   #39
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LOL, beat ya to it... so I'll take care of yours too!

Granted: You have the daily stock closings as requested for the next ten years... at the end of each day for the next ten years, you'll receive that day's closing AND the past days prior up to the inception point of this wish! :P
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Old 09-14-2008, 12:25 AM   #40
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My turn: I wish that I could control time, so I can travel back and forth doing as I will without creating any paradoxes or cancelling myself or loved ones out.
Granted. However this power does not limit itself to you, but rather moves the entire earth back and forth. Essentially making it useless.

I wish for lower gasoline prices.
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I wish for lower gasoline prices.
Granted. Now the price window is on the bottom of the pump. (Ba-da-bump-tash! Thank you! I'm here all week!)

I wish ePub was the universal e-book format.
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Old 09-14-2008, 01:59 AM   #42
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Granted. Now the price window is on the bottom of the pump. (Ba-da-bump-tash! Thank you! I'm here all week!)

I wish ePub was the universal e-book format.
Granted. Universal converts all their scripts to ePub. Meanwhile Disney converts their scripts to Mobi, and Sony creates yet another proprietary format for their film studios.

I wish for an ebook device with a 9.7" fully rollable eInk display.
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Granted. However, the display doesn't unroll.

I wish everyone in the world was already able to think critically (so I wouldn't be forced to take a class in how to do so).
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Granted. But they then spend all their time discussing modal operator shift fallacies, so nobody does any real work.

I wish that the rain would stop.
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Granted. But they then spend all their time discussing modal operator shift fallacies, so nobody does any real work.

I wish that the rain would stop.
Granted, you will live in drought for the rest of your life.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
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