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Old 05-11-2024, 02:50 AM   #406
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Old 05-11-2024, 03:09 AM   #407
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Old 05-13-2024, 09:39 PM   #408
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I'm a new employee and I'd like to change my username. How am I supposed to sell our software using this address?

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Old 05-14-2024, 09:10 AM   #409
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I'm a new employee and I'd like to change my username. How am I supposed to sell our software using this address?

Lorenzo Servantez
loser@somesoftwarecorp.com


Mr. Servantez,

Unfortunately, all email addresses are automatically generated by the system and cannot be changed. Please, believe me.

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Old 05-14-2024, 02:41 PM   #410
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Old 05-14-2024, 05:29 PM   #411
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Old 05-14-2024, 07:22 PM   #412
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I knew this day would come. I saw it on the calendar.
for me a special day indeed, so I had an extra reason for the lol

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(imagine being promoted the next day after you finally quit smoking after keeping postponing it indefinitely.)
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Old 05-14-2024, 07:35 PM   #413
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Old 05-14-2024, 09:18 PM   #414
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Old 05-15-2024, 12:28 AM   #415
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Old 05-17-2024, 09:10 PM   #416
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Old 05-27-2024, 07:35 PM   #417
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Old 05-31-2024, 07:47 AM   #418
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She approaches him and says "Take off my shoes." He takes off her shoes.

"Take off my dress." He takes off her dress.

"Take off my bra.", and he takes off her bra.

"And if I see you one more time dressing up in my clothes, you're fired!"
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Old 06-06-2024, 07:09 PM   #420
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