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Two muffins were sitting in an oven.
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Why was the hungry clock late? Because it went back four seconds.
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It’s inappropriate to make a “dad joke” if you are not a dad.
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I entered the ‘How not to surrender’ competition and I won hands down.
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Did you know deer can jump higher than the average house? It’s because of their strong hind legs and the fact that the average house can’t jump.
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Why do melons get married in the church?
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A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him. “Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out. The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.” |
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I'm addiicted to drinking brake fluid.
It's okay, I can stop any time. |
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Bacon and eggs walk into a restaurant. The host says, "We don't serve breakfast here."
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A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk asks if it has any luggage. It replies “no, I’m traveling light.”
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Gold walks into a bar, barman shouts Au get out of here!
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A horse goes into a restaurant. The host says, "Hey!" The horse replies, "You read my mind."
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Why did the horse cross the road? Because somebody shouted "Hey!"
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Did you hear about the emotional wedding? Even the cake was in tiers.
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It can be understood through tough thorough thought though.
(i thought tiers was pronounced just like 'tie') Last edited by Comfy.n; 04-07-2024 at 04:12 PM. |
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