03-26-2024, 09:52 PM | #346 |
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My Internet stopped working for 15 minutes.
Met my parents. They’re nice people. |
03-27-2024, 10:36 PM | #347 |
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Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
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03-27-2024, 10:48 PM | #348 |
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
For being outstanding in his field! |
03-27-2024, 10:50 PM | #349 |
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I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I’m not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
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03-30-2024, 06:22 AM | #350 |
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Never leave alphabetti spaghetti on the stove and then go out.
It could spell disaster. Last edited by neil_swann80; 03-30-2024 at 06:26 AM. |
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03-30-2024, 07:38 AM | #351 |
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If you need to do their math homework, I can let you do it on my back.
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03-30-2024, 11:46 AM | #352 |
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My boss calls me “The computer”.
Not because of my calculation skills but because I go to sleep when left unattended for 15 minutes. |
03-30-2024, 01:08 PM | #353 |
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All software is open source if you can read assembly.
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03-30-2024, 03:14 PM | #354 |
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To appear in a YouTube video. |
03-30-2024, 10:44 PM | #355 |
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"Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you’re also the murderer."
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People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.
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04-05-2024, 08:22 AM | #357 |
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Cockroaches can survive a nuclear war. But hit them with a newspaper and they die.
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04-05-2024, 11:29 AM | #358 |
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That’s a new(s) type of debugging then?
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04-05-2024, 08:40 PM | #359 |
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Grey: So he’s mastered using duck as noun, verb, and adjective?
Theo: And an adverb. And possibly also as a conjunction and a preposition. |
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Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
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