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Grand Sorcerer
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There are many spiders lurking between my leaves... just waiting... planning...
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#3227 |
Now what?
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*chicken sprays huge cloud of ACME Spider No-More over infested foliage*
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#3228 |
Samurai Lizard
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Unfortunately, the spiders were prepared for just such an action...and have put on gas masks.
Unfortunately, worse is coming...the spiders have been talking to the scorpions (not the rock band)... |
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#3229 |
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*chicken straps on Acme Rocket Back-Pack and blasts out of infested thread*
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#3230 |
I’m a Happy Boy!
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You can run, but you can’t hide.
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#3231 |
Grand Sorcerer
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My teleporting spiders can find you anytime.
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#3232 |
Grand Sorcerer
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And what's with the ACME commercials? Smells very suspicious...
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#3233 |
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ACME is a chicken's friend ...
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#3235 |
Samurai Lizard
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*Solitaire1 checks the ACME Dictionary (which defines words that ACME uses) and finds the following to define the word "chicken": A being who will test our extremely dangerous devices with no concern for their safety. When a chicken appears, give him/her the most potentially lethal devices. The chicken will appreciate it.*
*Solitaire1 salutes PoohBear as he departs with his newest ACME device.* |
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Obviously there's some fake news going on around here, maybe the chicken is trying to get us to sacrifice some spiders so he/she can get a meal. |
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#3237 |
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Yeah, we mustn’t keep the hungry chicken waiting.
*pulls up in a dump truck full of spiders* |
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#3238 |
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I'm pumped that full of hormones I'd poison spiders!
Fear me, chicken eaters. I am coming for you, to give a new definition of having chicken tonight.. ![]() |
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