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I manage to open them on the fourth attempt and to my surprise see a skunk lying on my chest.
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Well, that explains the strange musty scent... now to move without startling the critter.
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Then I heard a piercing, bloodcurdling screech.
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The surprised skunk bolted, claws scratching at my chest for purchase whilst dousing me with its liquidy foulness.
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The screech continues from beyond the door I was pulled in through.
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I stagger to my feet, my chest stinging from the skunks claws and dripping with its stink, then turn toward the source of the ear-piercing noise.
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I open the door and fling the skunk through it at which point the appalling noise stops and I hear a very faint “hey what you do dat for?”
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I slam the door shut trapping the skunk in the room with the formerly screaming occupant.
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But the door bounces open again.
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The limp body of a headless skunk hits my shoulder leaving me spattered with dark red blood.
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"You can eat that yourself! It is not tasty AT ALL!" a high, shrill voice whined.
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"F**K that! I'll take my chances with the Triceratops" I bellowed as I ran for the alley.
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Unfortunately, the door was now locked.
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My eyes darted around this well-lit commercial kitchen scanning for another exit.
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No sign of an exit, but the kitchen is L shaped so it must be round the corner I muse, running round and knocking over a pile of plates with a crash!
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