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The only good part of those idjits is that once in a while, one wins a Darwin award.
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60% of the time Anchorman memes are funny every time.
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Mathematically confused win. Does that mean that 60% of the Anchorman memes are funny all of the time or that only 60% of the total readers find Anchorman memes funny all the time? Could it mean that what determines if an Anchorman meme is funny depends on the time of day?
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Even better: An individual decides to fish by tossing in a live plugged-in electric cord in water, shocking the fish. Then he goes into the water without unplugging the cord.
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An person who decides to dynamite some fish. Lights the fuse from his cigar, tosses the cigar into the water and is still holding the stick of dynamite when it went boom!
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There's also an urban legend about someone using kerosene to clean their toilet and then dropping a cigarette into it. (One version has the paramedics laughing so hard that they drop him down the stairs.)
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I know somebody who was cleaning something with WD-40 and when they turned it on it exploded.
It could have killed somebody, but nobody was injured. Petroleum distillates in a confined space, anyone? |
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This is an honorable mention for the Darwin Awards: Someone decides to rob a store. They make several mistakes:
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Another honorable mention: A man is bitten by the same snake seven times. He had the snake in a bag and reached in the bag and got bitten. He did this six more times.
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That's nothing... I once answered "What do you think of this dress?" honestly.
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