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Old 01-16-2013, 12:17 AM   #1666
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We've been busy chasing after the murderous Poohbear.
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:10 PM   #1667
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And you haven't caught me still.
Pathetic.
We don't have to bother trying to catch you. You keep returning here, so all we have to do is wait until you return, reach into the thread, and then take you to the kitchen when the time is right.
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Old 01-16-2013, 07:21 PM   #1668
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Don't worry AprilHare - I can take care of both of us!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Old 01-17-2013, 02:13 AM   #1669
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Don't worry AprilHare - I can take care of both of us!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'd be very careful. His way of "taking care of both of us" might result in his only having to take care of one of you in the future.
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:44 AM   #1670
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Hmmm...
And just whose body did you use to fake your little microwave "accident" Mr. "I can take care of us both"?


AprilHare has been absent from this thread for a while...
A "random" chicken was eaten by the Mods while Pooh was on his killing spree...
AprilHare "returns" with a short, possibly out of character message...
Pooh claims to be able to take care of the situation...


Quick, Gang! To the Mystery Machine!
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Old 01-17-2013, 10:00 AM   #1671
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Poor Aprilhare. Being cooked in a microwave rather than a proper oven.
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Old 01-17-2013, 10:01 AM   #1672
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AprilHare - tell them you're real - and not a dummy controlled by me! It wasn't you in the microwave! Remember - the chicken was wearing glasses - it wasn't clothed!
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Old 01-17-2013, 10:24 AM   #1673
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AprilHare - tell them you're real - and not a dummy controlled by me! It wasn't you in the microwave! Remember - the chicken was wearing glasses - it wasn't clothed!
Clothes can be removed and glasses added.

However, I do not believe you would "kill" a fellow chicken but instead tried to make the death of a fellow chicken (not at your hands) have some meaning by using it to impersonate you.

Or was it some kind of clever Acme product that looks, smells and tastes like chicken but was actually tofu?
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Old 01-17-2013, 11:07 PM   #1674
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Toficken?
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Old 01-18-2013, 02:53 PM   #1675
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Abomination!
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Old 01-18-2013, 08:15 PM   #1676
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So you're saying you prefer real roast chicken?
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Old 01-18-2013, 08:46 PM   #1677
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Old 01-18-2013, 08:51 PM   #1678
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So not only is Poohbear a murderer... He's also a cannibal!

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Shall we call you Poohbear Lecter?
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Old 01-18-2013, 09:11 PM   #1679
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Come to lunch Clarice .... we're having ferret .... with a nice Chianti .... *slurp*
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Old 01-18-2013, 09:32 PM   #1680
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Come to lunch Clarice .... we're having ferret .... with a nice Chianti .... *slurp*
The problem is, humans can't eat ferrets. In fact, few animals eat ferrets.

Chicken, on the other hand...
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