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Old 07-29-2008, 10:13 AM   #316
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Old 07-29-2008, 10:42 AM   #317
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BTW, I've never seen a bus with a bra.
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I guess I've never seen one because I don't get down under much any more.
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Old 07-29-2008, 11:52 AM   #318
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It's an Australian double decker; as supplied by the local bust company .
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Old 07-29-2008, 11:54 AM   #319
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It's an Australian double decker; as supplied by the local bust company .
Double something, at least.
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Old 07-29-2008, 12:07 PM   #320
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Double something, at least.
oh, i really can't take much more of this. i've already used up two emergency spleens.
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Old 07-29-2008, 12:09 PM   #321
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Man Check out the headlights on that bus!

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Old 07-29-2008, 12:10 PM   #322
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Old 07-29-2008, 12:11 PM   #323
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Old 07-29-2008, 12:12 PM   #324
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Is it me or does the bus look cold???
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Old 07-29-2008, 12:13 PM   #325
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I guess I've never seen one because I don't get down under much any more.
Ah the possibilities on this one
Must show restraint!! Don't Type anything Zee will rupture what little internal organs she has left...

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Old 07-30-2008, 10:09 AM   #326
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Ahhhh...my spleen just went the same way as my giddy aunt...
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Old 09-28-2008, 05:10 PM   #327
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Old 09-14-2011, 08:51 PM   #328
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Old 09-19-2011, 01:45 PM   #329
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Old 09-19-2011, 01:46 PM   #330
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