Ratticus: A True Tale from Critter Corner

raykim11 · 04-19-2011, 09:54 PM

One Man. One Rat. One Of Them MUST Die.

A humorous TRUE short story about what happens when we get a month long visit from an uninvited "houseguest".

On sale on Amazon - for the Kindle, PC, BlackBerry, Mac, Ipad, Android, etc.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...SIN=B004WOXGJM

Also on sale at Barnes and Noble for the Nook & Color Nook.

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Rat...&USRI=ratticus

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raykim11 · 04-23-2011, 10:00 PM

Price dropped to 99 cents for my initial self-publishing foray.

One Man. One Rat. One Of Them MUST Die.

Check it out!!

raykim11 · 05-07-2011, 10:59 PM

Really? No one can be tempted to spend less than a dollar for a guaranteed laugh?

Tough crowd.

One Man. One Rat. One Of Them MUST Die.

raykim11 · 05-09-2011, 02:18 PM

Number One on Amazon!!

Well ... number one in a VERY highly specific subcategory ... but #1 nonetheless!!

At this point I'll take the minor victories when and where they come. ;-)

One Man. One Rat. One Of Them MUST Die!!

omgfire · 05-09-2011, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raykim11

Number One on Amazon!!

Well ... number one in a VERY highly specific subcategory ... but #1 nonetheless!!

At this point I'll take the minor victories when and where they come. ;-)

One Man. One Rat. One Of Them MUST Die!!

Congrats! It looks like an interesting book, maybe I'll read it sometime.

raykim11 · 05-09-2011, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by omgfire

Congrats! It looks like an interesting book, maybe I'll read it sometime.

It's simply a humble short story - should only take you 30 - 45 minutes to read - but I guarantee at least two laughs or your money back.

Eventually that is. Someday. Look under the cushions on your couch. I think I left my wallet there. ;-)

GA Russell · 05-09-2011, 10:58 PM

Congrats! A best seller!

Todd Young · 05-10-2011, 03:43 AM

That's fantastic news. I've got as high as #22, but #1, hell, I'd be on the ceiling.

raykim11 · 05-10-2011, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GA Russell

Congrats! A best seller!

Well - saying it is a "best seller" is a bit of a stretch ...

However - #1 in the highly coveted category of "no one has heard of me" is a start ...

The ball has to start rolling from somewhere I suppose ... true?

One Man. One Rat. One Of Them MUST Die!!

Joonbug1 · 05-11-2011, 07:55 PM

Congratulations! Oh, and LOL at Henry David Thoreau being # 2 in the "Biological Science of Wildlife" category there!

raykim11 · 05-13-2011, 02:43 PM

My plan for world domination is still underway.

Check out this sales chart.

Ratticus Sales Chart

From a ranking of 160,000 a week ago - to 5,623 as of right now.

Let's see how high a simple short story can go - spend 99 cents and help drive it towards the TOP!!

Raymond

ONE MAN. ONE RAT. ONE OF THEM MUST DIE!!

raykim11 · 05-19-2011, 08:46 AM

Check out some of the great reviews!!

"had to stop several times to wipe the tears from my eyes"

"I actually laughed out loud quite a few times throughout, particularly at the wording and tone the author sets throughout the story."

"I ended up laughing out loud more than once, then I had to explain to the person sitting next to me what story I was reading that was so funny."

Please check out my true humor short story (about 5,700 words).

99 cents on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and Smashwords.

Raymond

ONE MAN. ONE RAT. ONE OF THEM MUST DIE!!

05-09-2011, 02:18 PM	#4
raykim11 Ratticus!! Posts: 14 Karma: 20000 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Finksburg, MD Device: Kindle 3	I'm Number One!! Number One on Amazon!! Well ... number one in a VERY highly specific subcategory ... but #1 nonetheless!! At this point I'll take the minor victories when and where they come. ;-) One Man. One Rat. One Of Them MUST Die!!

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04-19-2011, 09:54 PM	#1
raykim11 Ratticus!! Posts: 14 Karma: 20000 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Finksburg, MD Device: Kindle 3	Ratticus: A True Tale from Critter Corner One Man. One Rat. One Of Them MUST Die. A humorous TRUE short story about what happens when we get a month long visit from an uninvited "houseguest". On sale on Amazon - for the Kindle, PC, BlackBerry, Mac, Ipad, Android, etc. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...SIN=B004WOXGJM Also on sale at Barnes and Noble for the Nook & Color Nook. http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Rat...&USRI=ratticus [Image too large. - MODERATOR] Last edited by Dr. Drib; 04-19-2011 at 10:47 PM.

04-23-2011, 10:00 PM	#2
raykim11 Ratticus!! Posts: 14 Karma: 20000 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Finksburg, MD Device: Kindle 3	Now 99 cents on Amazon AND Barnes & Noble Price dropped to 99 cents for my initial self-publishing foray. One Man. One Rat. One Of Them MUST Die. Check it out!!

05-07-2011, 10:59 PM	#3
raykim11 Ratticus!! Posts: 14 Karma: 20000 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Finksburg, MD Device: Kindle 3	Really? No one can be tempted to spend less than a dollar for a guaranteed laugh? Tough crowd. One Man. One Rat. One Of Them MUST Die.

05-09-2011, 10:58 PM	#7
GA Russell It's Argos vs. Bombers! Posts: 7,633 Karma: 31487351 Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Raleigh, NC Device: Paperwhite, Kindles 10 & 4 and jetBook Lite	Congrats! A best seller!

05-10-2011, 03:43 AM	#8
Todd Young Addict Posts: 243 Karma: 1004164 Join Date: May 2011 Device: Kindle 2	That's fantastic news. I've got as high as #22, but #1, hell, I'd be on the ceiling.

05-11-2011, 07:55 PM	#10
Joonbug1 Groupie Posts: 185 Karma: 409000 Join Date: Mar 2011 Device: none	Congratulations! Oh, and LOL at Henry David Thoreau being # 2 in the "Biological Science of Wildlife" category there!

05-13-2011, 02:43 PM	#11
raykim11 Ratticus!! Posts: 14 Karma: 20000 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Finksburg, MD Device: Kindle 3	My plan for world domination is still underway. Check out this sales chart. Ratticus Sales Chart From a ranking of 160,000 a week ago - to 5,623 as of right now. Let's see how high a simple short story can go - spend 99 cents and help drive it towards the TOP!! Raymond ONE MAN. ONE RAT. ONE OF THEM MUST DIE!!

05-19-2011, 08:46 AM	#12
raykim11 Ratticus!! Posts: 14 Karma: 20000 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Finksburg, MD Device: Kindle 3	Check out some of the great reviews!! "had to stop several times to wipe the tears from my eyes" "I actually laughed out loud quite a few times throughout, particularly at the wording and tone the author sets throughout the story." "I ended up laughing out loud more than once, then I had to explain to the person sitting next to me what story I was reading that was so funny." Please check out my true humor short story (about 5,700 words). 99 cents on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and Smashwords. Raymond ONE MAN. ONE RAT. ONE OF THEM MUST DIE!!