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Ewe.....
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Opsimath
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Location: Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand
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#8088 |
Illiterate
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Location: The Sandwich Isles
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#8089 |
Surfin the alpha waves ~~
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: New Jersey
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Kind of reminded me of Night of the Lepus (not available on Netflix, as far as I know).
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#8090 |
Close to the Edit!
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Location: UK
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"Daddy, can we go to a haunted house this year?"
"What's wrong with the one we live in?" "WHAT?" "Goodnight son. Sleep well." |
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#8091 |
binomial: homo legentem
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Location: Alabama, USA
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Saw this shortly after it came out on DVD. If you like watching horror-comedy type movies then you should like this. It's actually a fairly good blend of science-gone-wrong, animal-uprising, and a truly twisted take on a classic horror monster... Spoiler:
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#8092 |
Now what?
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Location: Durham, NC
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#8093 |
Opsimath
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On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple were
involved in a fatal car accident. Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter finally showed up, they asked him. St Peter said "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out" and he leaves them sitting at the Gate. After three months, St Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes" he informs the couple " I can get you married in Heaven". "Great!" said the couple "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" "You must be bloody joking" says St. Peter, red-faced with frustration, slamming his clipboard on the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple". "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted "It took me three months to find a priest up here....Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?" Stitchawl |
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#8094 |
Bücherwurm
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Location: Munich
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#8095 |
FUBAR!
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Location: Woodstock, IL
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Read at your own risk...
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#8096 |
Opsimath
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The light turned yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car." Stitchawl |
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#8097 |
Bücherwurm
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Location: Munich
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Can a man be wrong if there is no woman nearby to remark it?
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curly᷂͓̫̙᷊̥̮̾ͯͤͭͬͦͨ ʎʌɹnɔ
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Force-Aware Elf
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binomial: homo legentem
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Location: Alabama, USA
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I now have a new pet leech.
I didn't really want him at first, but he seems to be attached to me. |
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