Silliness A Duck, armadillo, cat, Panda etc walk into a bar! - Page 3

zelda_pinwheel · 07-20-2008, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by daffy4u

What sound do ducks make in French? This is a real question, I swear.

heehee ! french ducks say "coin-coin" and if you want to know how to pronounce this you can look at the excellent site bzzzpeek (it is not pronounced like the english word "coin"). thanks to nekokami for that site, i should put it at the top of my bookmarks bar.

RickyMaveety · 07-20-2008, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

heehee ! french ducks say "coin-coin" and if you want to know how to pronounce this you can look at the excellent site bzzzpeek (it is not pronounced like the english word "coin"). thanks to nekokami for that site, i should put it at the top of my bookmarks bar.

Interesting .... sounds like "qua qua" ....

jerryleejr · 07-20-2008, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

heehee ! french ducks say "coin-coin" and if you want to know how to pronounce this you can look at the excellent site bzzzpeek (it is not pronounced like the english word "coin"). thanks to nekokami for that site, i should put it at the top of my bookmarks bar.

That was great a regular international See -n- Say! But it sounded suspiciously like children??

JJ

zelda_pinwheel · 07-20-2008, 01:50 PM

yes, go to the "about" and "submit" pages to learn about the project, all the sounds are made by children.

slayda · 07-20-2008, 06:13 PM

A Pig goes into a bar.
Bartender: "What'll it be"
Pig: "Nothing. Where's the bathroom."
Bartender points , pig goes in bathroom. A few minutes later the pig comes out says, "Thanks." and leaves.

Another pig comes in the Bar. Same thing. And again and again.

Finally another pig comes in.

Bartender: "I know. You want to know where the bathroom is."
Pig: "No, I'll have a beer"

Bartender gives him a beer, he pays.

Bartender: "Now do you want to know where the bathroom is?"
Pig: "No. I'm the little pig that wee-weed all the way home."

mazzeltjes · 07-20-2008, 06:19 PM

A skeleton walks into a bar
and orders a beer
and a floorcloth.

desertgrandma · 07-20-2008, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by mazzeltjes

A skeleton walks into a bar
and orders a beer
and a floorcloth.

Good one!

desertgrandma · 07-20-2008, 06:36 PM

* What does a cat sleep on?

* A caterpillow

Madam Broshkina · 07-20-2008, 07:05 PM

This elephant walks into a bar. In the back, there's a man playing the piano, and it's a beautiful melody. Just stunning. He's a great pianist, like a Chopin. Everyone loves it. Slowly, the elephant starts walking to the back of the bar. He's walking, and he starts to cry. He's standing right by the piano player, crying, while this music is being made. The piano player, he looks up and sees the elephant crying and he says "Oh no! What's wrong? Do you recognize the song?" And the elephant lifts his head, and he says "No. "I recognize the keys."

RickyMaveety · 07-20-2008, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Madam Broshkina

This elephant walks into a bar. In the back, there's a man playing the piano, and it's a beautiful melody. Just stunning. He's a great pianist, like a Chopin. Everyone loves it. Slowly, the elephant starts walking to the back of the bar. He's walking, and he starts to cry. He's standing right by the piano player, crying, while this music is being made. The piano player, he looks up and sees the elephant crying and he says "Oh no! What's wrong? Do you recognize the song?" And the elephant lifts his head, and he says "No. "I recognize the keys."

HA!!

daffy4u · 07-20-2008, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Madam Broshkina

This elephant walks into a bar. In the back, there's a man playing the piano, and it's a beautiful melody. Just stunning. He's a great pianist, like a Chopin. Everyone loves it. Slowly, the elephant starts walking to the back of the bar. He's walking, and he starts to cry. He's standing right by the piano player, crying, while this music is being made. The piano player, he looks up and sees the elephant crying and he says "Oh no! What's wrong? Do you recognize the song?" And the elephant lifts his head, and he says "No. "I recognize the keys."

Awwww

desertgrandma · 07-20-2008, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madam Broshkina

This elephant walks into a bar. In the back, there's a man playing the piano, and it's a beautiful melody. Just stunning. He's a great pianist, like a Chopin. Everyone loves it. Slowly, the elephant starts walking to the back of the bar. He's walking, and he starts to cry. He's standing right by the piano player, crying, while this music is being made. The piano player, he looks up and sees the elephant crying and he says "Oh no! What's wrong? Do you recognize the song?" And the elephant lifts his head, and he says "No. "I recognize the keys."

vivaldirules · 07-20-2008, 08:29 PM

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey! No mushrooms. Get out."
The mushroom says, "Hey, what's the matter? I'm a fun guy."

daffy4u · 07-20-2008, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey! No mushrooms. Get out."
The mushroom says, "Hey, what's the matter? I'm a fun guy."

Madam Broshkina · 07-20-2008, 08:32 PM

A corn stalk walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wanna hear a good joke?" The corn stalk says, "I'm all ears!

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07-20-2008, 01:50 PM	#34
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	yes, go to the "about" and "submit" pages to learn about the project, all the sounds are made by children.

07-20-2008, 06:13 PM	#35
slayda Retired & reading more! Posts: 2,764 Karma: 1884247 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: North Alabama, USA Device: Kindle 1, iPad Air 2, iPhone 6S+, Kobo Aura One	A Pig goes into a bar. Bartender: "What'll it be" Pig: "Nothing. Where's the bathroom." Bartender points , pig goes in bathroom. A few minutes later the pig comes out says, "Thanks." and leaves. Another pig comes in the Bar. Same thing. And again and again. Finally another pig comes in. Bartender: "I know. You want to know where the bathroom is." Pig: "No, I'll have a beer" Bartender gives him a beer, he pays. Bartender: "Now do you want to know where the bathroom is?" Pig: "No. I'm the little pig that wee-weed all the way home."

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Madam Broshkina Manic Do Fuse Posts: 2,312 Karma: 3325462 Join Date: Oct 2006 Device: Sony 500, 505, 350, Kindle 3, DXG, nook, Irex DR800SG, iPad	This elephant walks into a bar. In the back, there's a man playing the piano, and it's a beautiful melody. Just stunning. He's a great pianist, like a Chopin. Everyone loves it. Slowly, the elephant starts walking to the back of the bar. He's walking, and he starts to cry. He's standing right by the piano player, crying, while this music is being made. The piano player, he looks up and sees the elephant crying and he says "Oh no! What's wrong? Do you recognize the song?" And the elephant lifts his head, and he says "No. "I recognize the keys."

07-20-2008, 08:29 PM	#43
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey! No mushrooms. Get out." The mushroom says, "Hey, what's the matter? I'm a fun guy."

07-20-2008, 08:32 PM	#45
Madam Broshkina Manic Do Fuse Posts: 2,312 Karma: 3325462 Join Date: Oct 2006 Device: Sony 500, 505, 350, Kindle 3, DXG, nook, Irex DR800SG, iPad	A corn stalk walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wanna hear a good joke?" The corn stalk says, "I'm all ears!

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