Kindle Oasis Photos Suggest USB-C Port

[JSWolf]

Originally Posted by Dr. Drib

I'm one of those strange buffoons who likes buttons.

[Dr. Drib]

Originally Posted by JSWolf

Those look EXACTLY like the buttons on my Kindle Oasis that I mistakenly put in my toaster one morning after an all-night party. Uncanny resemblance!

Never try to read on a piece of bread. And it's NOT water resistant. AND there's no dark mode!

[JSWolf]

Originally Posted by Dr. Drib

Those look EXACTLY like the buttons on my Kindle Oasis that I mistakenly put in my toaster one morning after an all-night party. Uncanny resemblance!

Never try to read on a piece of bread. And it's water resistant. AND there's no dark mode!

There is a dark mode to a piece of bread. It's called burnt.

[Dr. Drib]

Originally Posted by JSWolf

There is a dark mode to a piece of bread. It's called burnt.

Yes, but those are almost as difficult to read on as the new color ebook readers. (Or so it has been reported by some owners.)

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Wasn't that a clever way to fork the conversation onto a less traveled road a la Frost? (Please no ice cream jokes.)

[JSWolf]

Originally Posted by Dr. Drib

Yes, but those are almost as difficult to read on as the new color ebook readers. (Or so it has been reported by some owners.)

That depends on how dark your burnt toast is. And you get better colors too.

Wasn't that a clever way to fork the conversation onto a less traveled road a la Frost? (Please no ice cream jokes.)

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