Silliness Terrible Jokes - Page 30

neil_swann80 · 06-24-2024, 12:26 PM

How does the wrestler "The Rock" go to the toilet? He Dwaynes his Johnson.

DNSB · 06-24-2024, 06:10 PM

A vacationing penguin is driving his through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station. The mechanic looks up and says “Looks like you blew a seal.”

“No no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.”

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06-24-2024, 12:26 PM	#436
neil_swann80 0000000000101010 Posts: 5,483 Karma: 11226897 Join Date: Mar 2023 Location: An island off the coast of Ireland Device: PB632 [HD3]	How does the wrestler "The Rock" go to the toilet? He Dwaynes his Johnson.

06-24-2024, 06:10 PM	#437
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 37,129 Karma: 148321048 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	A vacationing penguin is driving his through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station. The mechanic looks up and says “Looks like you blew a seal.” “No no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.”