Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm
Just got this on a mailing list:
A boy sat in his bedroom and said aloud:
"My house has over seven hundred rooms."
As he walked down the stairs he continued:
"It's fourteen storeys high, you know."
He walked into the kitchen and added:
"Every room is fitted with the latest in digital
entertainment technology."
Finally he wandered into the sitting room, saying:
"And at current housing prices,
it's worth well over a million pounds."
His father looked up.
"I wish you wouldn't spend all day just lying about the house!"
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