[Prestidigitweeze]

Christ, what a list I could make if I thought about it.

1. Matte screens for every iteration of MacBook (Air, Pro, etc.)
2. High-quality IPS panels or better for every iteration of MacBook
3. Removable battery and accessible RAM in every single iteration of MacBook
4. Dedicated graphics cards for every iteration of MacBook
5. Escape from the oppressive GUI to pure command-line at any time (and no, I'm not talking about iTerminal)
6. Seamless booting into Windows and Linux (without needing to use Bootcamp)
7. More generous support of third-party software so that we might have a tenth of the library of the average Windows user
8. The occasional black aluminum model so that I'm not tempted to buy the updated Samsung Series 9
9. Built-in Avid I/O option for professional recording without lots of extra gear
10. iTunes-synced disco mode for the keyboard backlight so that Zooey Deschanel may execute woozy ballroom spins while typing